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Added 10/3/1999
A senior couple pulls up to a gas station:
Attendant: How may I help you?
Old Man: Please fill it up.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man [yelling]: He asked what we ...
Added 10/1/1999
A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk, my son. Soon, you will have urges and feelings you've never had before. Your heart will pound & your hands will sweat. ...
Added 9/25/1999
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret ...
Added 9/24/1999
I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That ...
Added 9/21/1999
This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died
in an accident. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due
to her interest in health ...
Added 9/16/1999
30 things Girls Think Guys Should Know
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say ...
Added 9/16/1999
Two cowboys were leanin up against the rail at
their favorite bar. They're tired and worn out from
a long day, havin a couple of longnecks, just relaxin
and talkin, watchin ...
Added 9/16/1999
New State Mottos
Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona
But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing ...
Added 9/16/1999
I don't usually pass on news like this. I know you are busy; but sometimes we
have to pause and truly remember what life is about, so I pass on this sad, sad
news. There was a ...
Added 9/15/1999
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next
to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then
casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The ...
Added 9/13/1999
Do you ever feel overworked, over-regulated, under-leisured and under-benefited?
Take heart, this notice was found in the ruins of a London office building. It was
dated 1852: ...
Added 9/9/1999
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED
1. Raising teenagers is like nailing JELLO to a tree.
2. There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take
time to look ...
Added 9/8/1999
You can buy (almost) anything on eBay...
ffrom: the Motley Fool
http://www.fool.com/portfolios/rulebreaker/1999/rulebreaker990903.htm
Added 8/31/1999
ARE NORTHERNERS "BLUE-NECKS"?
By now I'm sure that you have heard all the Redneck jokes. Now here are
some takes on how Southern folks look at their Northern cousins:
YOU ...
Added 8/28/1999
"Rules of the Road"
Stuff they didn't teach you in Drivers Ed...
If, at any time, you have witnessed a green light, it is okay to proceed through the intersection, ...
Added 8/28/1999
When you get older...
You don't know real embarrassment until your hip sets off a metal detector.
She's getting crows feet around her eyes. And I'll tell you, that crow has ...
Added 8/26/1999
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette and has a satisfied smile on
its face, whilst the egg is frowning and looking a tad put out.
The ...
Added 8/25/1999
Jake was on his deathbed while his wife, Becky, maintained a steady vigil by his side. As she held his fragile hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his, ...
Added 8/23/1999
It's "Let's pick on men instead of blondes" time...
What do you call a handcuffed man?............Trustworthy.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath ...
Added 8/17/1999
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home
and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the
nurses bathe her, feed her a ...
Added 8/12/1999
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of their computer. This had been going on for days and God was tired of hearing all of the ...
Added 8/12/1999
NOT FOR DISTRIBUTION
How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital?
He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A ...
Added 8/10/1999
These are things people actually said in court, word for word:
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Eve
Added 8/10/1999
Next time you find yourself running dry on interesting tidbits of
conversational matter ...
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law:
"After having ...
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