"Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, My
ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home
Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.
The doctor says "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty
dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on the
condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you
The man says "You have a deal Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor says
"what happened"? The man answered "nobody showed up"