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Computer acronyms


PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms


ISDN It Still Does Nothing


APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity


SCSI System Can't See It


DOS Defective Operating System


BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control


IBM I Blame Microsoft, and I've Been Manipulated


DEC Do Expect Cuts


CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months


OS/2 Obsolete Software, Too.


WWW World Wide Wait


MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs


PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics


COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language


AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction


WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System


GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out


MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fool Teenagers



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