Fruit of the Loom
The other morning I took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.
"What the hell?" I said to myself as a little "dust" cloud appeared
when I shook them out.
"Jeanette," I hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum
powder in my underwear?"
She shot back:, "It's not talcum powder. It's "Miracle Grow."