Whizzing in London
An American tourist in London found himself needing to
take a leak something terrible. After a long search he
just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself.
So he went down one of the side streets to take care of
business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police
officer showed up.
"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer
"I'm sorry, the American replied, but I really gotta take
"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look,
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots
of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here,"
said the policeman, "whiz away."
The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and
started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief.
Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very
nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"
"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy".