Mike Tyson is in bed with a girl, and he says, "My life's a disaster. I was born to an under-privileged
family, had a rough childhood, I was thrown in jail for rape, my wife left me for beating her up, I've lost
two world title fights, I've disgraced myself and my sport, they want to ban me for life, and Don King
stole all my money. Nothing could make my life any worse."
The girl says, "I can say some thing to cheer you up. You're a much better lover than Magic Johnson."