The Manbottle Library
The Manbottle Library  :  Humor  :  Popular

Popular


Main   |   Index   |   New   |   Popular   |   Random

Page:   PREV   --1--    2  3  NEXT

10 Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say

Viewed 24 times
10 Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say: 10) "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex" 9) Duct tape won't fix that 8) Come to think of it I'll have a Heiniken's ...

Computer Problems

Viewed 15 times
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum ...

Breaking News

Viewed 15 times
News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces. In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with Viagra ...

A Moral Question

Viewed 15 times
I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The situation: You are in the Middle East, and there is a ...

The Little Old Lady Takes the Stand...

Viewed 15 times
Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: ...

Taliban Secret Weapons

Viewed 15 times
I've been amusing myself coming up with Taliban "secret weapons", including mobile AA guns mounted on camels and "stealth horses" with pillows tied round their feet. However, I'm ...

The Doctor's Office

Viewed 14 times
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse ...

Douglas Adams Quotes

Viewed 14 times
Douglas Adams Quotes... Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. In the beginning the Universe was ...

20 thinnest books

Viewed 14 times
The top 20 thinnest books 20. HOW TO LAND A PLANE AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD - by JFK, Jr. 19. HOW TO PLEASE WOMEN - by John Bobbit 18. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O. ...

Hu's on first

Viewed 13 times
( We take you now to the Oval Office... ) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: ...

Skateboarding Dog

Viewed 12 times
Don't really know much about this clip. But the dog's name is Tyson. And he's very cool.

Jobs I Have Done

Viewed 12 times
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, ...

48 phrases we wish we could say at work

Viewed 12 times
1. Ahhh... I see the f_ck-up fairy has visited us again... 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for ...

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

Viewed 12 times
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2) ...

Caught!

Viewed 12 times
They were alone in the house. It was a cold, dark stormy night. The storm had come up quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the ...

Useful Tidbits

Viewed 12 times
Next time you find yourself running dry on interesting tidbits of conversational matter ... Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having ...

Firing Squad

Viewed 12 times
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any ...

20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus

Viewed 12 times
20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. While he's in the ...

25 Signs You've Grown Up

Viewed 12 times
1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a single one of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer or wine in the fridge. ...

John Cleese

Viewed 12 times
John Cleese was recently asked on American TV what he thought the differences between the English and the Americans were. In reply he said that there were three differences: ...

Alabama Traffic Stop

Viewed 11 times
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets  pulled over by a sheriff's deputy in Opp , Alabama . He thinks that he is smarter than  the deputy because he is a lawyer from New ...

 

Page:   PREV   --1--    2  3  NEXT


This compliation is copyright © 2000-2014
Wiggins Professional Services, Inc.

Individual items contained herein are the
copyright of their respective owners.