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Breasts

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The Difference Between Women With Small Or Large Breasts WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS... ..can get a taxi on the worst days ..have a neat place to carry spare change ...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN THE YEAR 2002 WHEN...

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1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail addresses. 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 3. ...

English Language

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REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS DIFFICULT TO LEARN 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it ...

The Book of Leviticus

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Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that homosexuality is an abomination according to ...

Pest Control

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A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home ...

Sister Margaret

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Sister Margaret had been a model nun all her life, but then she was called to her reward. As she approached the pearly gates, Saint Peter said "Hold on, Sister Margaret... not ...

Doctor's Examination

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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, found it somewhat below ...

Presidential Quotes

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What US president once said "It is a good thing I am not a woman, as I would always be pregnant, for I cannot say no"

Divine Interventions

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I don't usually links to other websites, but when I stumbled across this one while wandering the outer fringes of the Internet, I knew I had to make an exception... (Be ...

The Cruise

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, ...

Suicide bombers

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It has been reported that bin Laden has been recruiting suicide bombers from India. We now have proof of a new wave of attacks from the sky but there is little to fear, the ...

Quick Thinking

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A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole ...

100 Years Ago

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It may be hard to believe how times have changed in the last 100 years. "100 Years Ago" The average life expectancy in the United States was forty-seven. Only 14 ...

Its the Olympics

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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. ...

George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard

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George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard 1. Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees ...

Beethoven joke

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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area ...

What you didn't learn in school

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For high school and college graduates, here is a list of 11 things they did not learn in school. In his book, Bill Gates talks about how feel-good, politically correct ...

Things NOT to say to the nice police officer

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Things NOT to say to the nice police officer: I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. ...

Alabama boys...

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This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says "You ain't from around here... where you from, boy?". The ...

Golf 5

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A man asks his wife the following questions after a long discussion about her life if he were to die before her. Husband: "Honey, if I were to die before you, would you ...

WordPerfect Customer Support

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HAVE YOU RUN ACROSS THIS PERSON?? This is the actual telephone dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" ...

The Blonde and the Cute Sheep

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The Blonde and the Cute Sheep Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out ...

Holy War

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Never bring a knife to a gun fight...
Holy War

Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...

 

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