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Funeral Procession

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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second ...

Quotes 2

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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -Robin Williams Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as ...

Things NOT to say to the nice police officer

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Things NOT to say to the nice police officer: I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. ...

The Amish and Elevators

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The Amish and Elevators... An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially two shiny, silver walls in the ...

Some of My Favorite Christmas Carols...

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"Rudolph the Reindeer with an Inner Ear Infection"  "Away in a Drunk Tank"  "Here We Come A-Wassailing, Whatever the Hell That Means"  "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Infected"  ...

TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA

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TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA: 10. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper 9. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron 8. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there ...

Two men in locker room

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Two men are in a locker room. One notices the other has a cork in his rectum. He says, "How'd you get a cork in you rectum?" "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over ...

A Blonde and a Brunette

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A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.  On the third  floor a man gets on who's perfect:  Italian suit, handsome,  great build  with a nice ...

How Many Dogs...

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How Many Dogs/Cats Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside ...

Santa's Little Helpers

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I suppose this explains why he's always so jolly...
Santa's little helpers

Quote of the Week (with picture)

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"Remember your army loves you" - Sergeant Diaz of the Colombian Army (no first name given), during the debut of the new Colombian Army's new mascot, a large inflatable ...

New Terrorist Leader Identified

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I think we may have identified another of the terrorist leaders. Take a look at this photo taken at a recent anti-American protest in Dhaka, Bangladesh. Pay close attention to ...

Cat Carrier

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Cat Carrier

In-flight Safety

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Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that ...

Frog

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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release ...

Out of college too long

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YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN.... * Your potted plants stay alive. * Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd. * You keep more food than beer in the ...

'Foxy Roxy'

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The other day, a woman came out of the kitchen and when her husband approached, she slapped him up side the head, WHACK! He was a little dazed and asked, "What was that for?" ...

Stefan and Grandpa

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Stefan and Grandpa: Stefan and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis ...

Valentine's Day Poetry

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These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line: Love may be beautiful, love may be ...

The Pope's Hat

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The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac... sailing on the pres. yacht, the Sequoia. They're admiring the sights when, all of a ...

Blonde Joke 6

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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and ...

Chinese Proverbs

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car, get tired. Man who run behind car, get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. ...

Little Johnny (getting married)

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Little Johnny and Susie are only ten years old, but they're sure they're in love and decided they wanted to get married. Little Johnny bravely approached Susie's father and ...

 

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