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Here's a Riddle for You:
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
The ...
Added 9/22/1998
NOT SO FAMOUS QUOTES
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. when I go out, I lock every
other one. I figure, no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, ...
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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
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The Center for ...
Added 9/19/1998
Fantasy Island
A ship goes out to sea and sinks in a storm. Six
people (5 men and 1 woman) survive by using a raft to
float to a deserted island.
After spending several ...
Added 9/19/1998
A policeman on horseback is at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on
his bike. The policeman smiles down at the kid and says, "Nice bike you
got there. Santa bring that ...
Added 9/13/1998
An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall. He
called in an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I
am a history buff, and I would ...
Added 9/13/1998
Serenity Prayer
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;
The courage to change the things I cannot accept;
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those ...
Added 9/13/1998
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make
as ...
Added 9/10/1998
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldn't be as much work as say a dog, and it ...
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Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a
prime example offered by an English professor at Southern Methodist
University, English 44A, SMU, ...
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HOW TO TELL WHEN YOUR FOOD IS SPOILED
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Whether you are a mom who cooks for many, a bachelor who cooks
on rare occasions for himself, ...
Added 8/31/1998
NEW MATH
Teaching Math in 1950:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
Teaching Math in 1960: ...
Added 8/31/1998
TRUE FUNNY STORIES
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I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because
she ...
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Ok, the story behind this.... There's a man who digs things out his back yard and sends the stuff he finds to the Smithsonian Institute, labeling them with scientific names, ...
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These quotes were taken from actual performance evaluations:
"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
started to dig."
"His men would follow him ...
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Taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July
21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
1. "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience."
...
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You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When...
1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
2. You decide to re-organize your family into a ...
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* What do Monica Lewinsky and Soda Pop machines have in common?
Answer: They both have slots which say "Insert 'Bill"
here."
* What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinsky ...
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- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
- Deer Kill 17,000
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
- Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
- New Study of Obesity ...
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Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner
with God. During dinner He told them: "I need three important people
to send my message out to all ...
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THE POWER OF SUGGESTION
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the
collection plates each Sunday. Someone
suggested to him that perhaps he ...
Added 8/11/1998
An ANAGRAM, as we may know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or
rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following examples
are quite astounding!
...
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The Bible According to Kids
The cute statements below are said to have been written by actual
students and are genuine, authentic and not retouched or corrected:
In the ...
Added 8/11/1998
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
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