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Goofy-Ass Quote of the Day

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Automotive Acronyms

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Will it ever end

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* What do Monica Lewinsky and Soda Pop machines have in common? Answer: They both have slots which say "Insert 'Bill" here." * What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinsky ...

Australian Humor

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Pat and Mick are driving through the Northern Territory in Australia when they are pulled over by the Police. The Police Officer walks over to the car and taps on the window ...


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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred ...


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At the nursing home...

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At a nursing home in Florida, a group of Seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," ...

Racketeer Nickel

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What is a Racketeer Nickel?

At the Doctor's Office

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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and ...

20 reasons why chocolate is better than sex

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TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: 1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate ...

Ass Humor

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A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he ...


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"Sara," said the husband, "I just got a letter from the IRS. How should I dress for my meeting? In my Armani suit or in my jeans?" "Jacob," his wife replied, "I'm going to tell ...

Ashes to ashes

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A woman recently lost her husband. Their marriage had been a very lousy one, and she was relieved that he was finally gone. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. ...


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