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Merry Xmas Everyone... Yes, that's right, I said XMAS

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by Curtis Wiggins For all my dear Christian friends who have made an annaul tradition of getting bent this time of year about the use of the term "X-mas", please kindly consider ...

If Men Ruled The World

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If Men Ruled the World... - Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you." - Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name ...

Exercise

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It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home ...

Visiting the hospital...

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A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital, when during her tour of floors, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my GOD!" said the ...

ANSWER

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Writing on the Walls

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Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. - Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" It's "Hi, how are you?" - Rest stop ...

This guy is flying in a hot air balloon...

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So, this guy is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can ...

Blonde Joke 5

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This blonde walked into a store and after looking around says, "Can I please buy that TV?" The clerk says, "Sorry we don't serve blondes here." The next day she walked into the ...

Priceless

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Priceless

Redneck Jokes

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Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen. - ...

History of Phineas T. Manbottle and The Manbottle Library

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The "Phineas T. Manbottle Library of Arcane Knowledge and Questionable Humor" began as the private collection of that famous English explorer, inventor, musician, and soldier Major ...

Some will identify

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COMPUTER PROVERBS 1. Home is where you hang you're @. 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single ...

Resigning from Adulthood

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I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an eight year-old again. I want to go to ...

Plitvice lakes tours

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Natural places are the best places to enjoy the holidays. These places give a relax to mind from stressful life. Plitvice lakes tours is the choice of many ...

Convoy

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Who wrote "Convoy", the truck-driving hit from the 1970's? (hint: the answer is not C.W. McCall)

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Enron Explained

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Feudalism You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. Fascism You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you ...

Statue of Liberty

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Statue of Liberty

I don't know...

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