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News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
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Some WIN95 humor....
Bill Gates dies in a car accident.
He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter.
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not ...
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A young, blonde woman had the windows in
her house replaced with new double insulated,
energy efficient windows.
Twelve months later she gets an irate call from
the ...
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The AP reports today of a theif who stole a TV from an applaince store near Moscow. He just picked it up and walked out with it. He would have ...
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The Internet is a great platform for students to learn throughout their lifetime. They can use the internet to learn new things and even acquire degrees through ...
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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
- Anderson, Jeremy S.
If you put a billion monkeys in ...
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It's a good thing I was born a woman, or I'd have been a drag queen.
- Dolly Parton
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The Baltimore Police Department, famous for it's superior K-9 unit, was
somewhat taken back by a recent incident.
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her ...
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little ...
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"What we really need is more training in Latin."
- Father Reginald Foster, Latin-English translator for the Vatican.
