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News of the Day

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News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines

Cat Haiku

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You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. I need a new toy. Tail of black dog keeps good time. Pounce! Good dog! Good dog! ...

Bill Gates dies in a car accident

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Some WIN95 humor.... Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not ...

ANSWER

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Blonde Joke 8

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A young, blonde woman had the windows in her house replaced with new double insulated, energy efficient windows. Twelve months later she gets an irate call from the ...

Not the brightest...

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The AP reports today of a theif who stole a TV from an applaince store near Moscow.  He just picked it up and walked out with it.  He would have ...

Importance of internet

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The Internet is a great platform for students to learn throughout their lifetime. They can use the internet to learn new things and even acquire degrees through ...

Computer related quotes

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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. - Anderson, Jeremy S. If you put a billion monkeys in ...

Cat Job

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Cat Job

Quote of the Day 3

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It's a good thing I was born a woman, or I'd have been a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Another true blonde story...

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The Baltimore Police Department, famous for it's superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident. Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her ...

Little Johnny (quick ones)

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little ...

Quote of the Day

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"What we really need is more training in Latin." - Father Reginald Foster, Latin-English translator for the Vatican.

 


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