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New Element Discovered

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An Interesting Discovery. Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium  (symbol=Gv), has one ...

Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...

Things I MUST remember when I come back as a dog...

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1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. 3. I will not roll my toys behind ...

Mental Health Hotline

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Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If ...

Evil Math

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The following pseudo-mathematical proof was posted to rec.games.board: What about this: We know that women like two things, your time and your money, therefore... women ...

New Microsoft Logo

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Microsoft complies with "truth in advertising" requirements...
microsoft logo

Redneck Fire Alarm

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Boyfriend

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While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I told him the television was my boyfriend, ...

Redneck Luxuries

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Redneck Swimming Pool...
Pool Redneck Yacht... Yacht

Dave Berry's Rules to Live By

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"19 Things That Took Me 50 Years To Learn" By Dave Barry 1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in ...

GILLIGAN'S ISLAND aka Hell

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Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called GILLIGAN'S ISLAND. There is, however, a dark secret about this "comedy" you may never have realized. The island is a direct ...

Interesting quotes

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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you ...

Little Johnny (on philosophy)

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LITTLE JOHNNY ON... PHILOSOPHY: A Teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" He replies, "None, they ...

Cat Job

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Cat Job

Things I Learned in College

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by Curtis Wiggins Golf Ball + Tennis Racquet + Indoor Hallway = Awesome! No toilet paper, no paper towels... got coffee filters? You can make pizza with Bisquick and spaghetti. You ...

Merry Xmas Everyone... Yes, that's right, I said XMAS

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by Curtis Wiggins For all my dear Christian friends who have made an annaul tradition of getting bent this time of year about the use of the term "X-mas", please kindly consider ...

Friends and Sponsors

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Visit these friends and sponsors of The Manbottle Library

Smoke Test of Electronics

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"A Treatise on the Importance of Smoke" by Joseph Lucas All electrical components and wiring harnesses depend on proper circuit functioning, which is the transmission of ...

Santa's Little Helpers

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I suppose this explains why he's always so jolly...
Santa's little helpers

Message for the Manager

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A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who immediatley comes over to her. When he arrives, she seductively ...

Halloween costume

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Halloween costume

Computer Upgrade

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computer upgrade

Interpretations

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Interpretations of nature from junior high, high school, and college test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers (spelling errors preserved).... "When ...

 

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