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"19 Things That Took Me 50 Years To Learn" By Dave Barry
1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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The answer to the last question, for anyone left wondering...
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Apparently concerned about the misinterpretation of language at this
highly charged time, Reuters's head of global news, Stephen Jukes, has
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Here at the Phineas T. Manbottle Library of Arcane Knowledge and Questionable Humor we try very hard to avoid being politically correct. ...
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By an anonymous Trekkie. 10. Noisy doors. You can't walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building has automatic sliding ...
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Name three authors who have reached #1 on the New York Times best-seller
list, for both fiction and non-fiction?
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"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we
were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot
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I don't usually links to other websites, but when I stumbled across this one
while wandering the outer fringes of the Internet, I knew I had to make an
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According to the British newspaper The Mirror, Susie Stephens, the world's leading expert on road safety, was recently in St. Louis coordinating a conference on, as one might ...
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This is a real, honest-to-god, piece of SPAM (junk mail) that
I received recently, back before Enron and Worldcom and
other as yet undisclosed corporate crimes.
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A local man was found murdered in his home this weekend.
Detectives at the scene found this man face down in his bath tub. The
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I am a BAD American.
I like big cars, big guns, and big tits. I believe the money I make
belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
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Another entry from the "you really can buy (almost) anything on eBay"
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Contributed by: Bloomberg News (via CNET.com news)
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THE TECHNO TERMS DICTIONARY
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
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