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Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...

Capitalism and Cows

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN ...

Interview: The Devil and the "27 Club"

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by Curtis Wiggins Another musician dies at age 27.  Another member of the so-called "27 Club".  Is it coincidence, or is something deeper going on here? Shortly after ...

Coat Hangers

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Who invented the coat hanger?

Monkey, Lizard, and a Crocodile

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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, ...

Mental Health Hotline

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Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If ...

Courtroom humor

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These are things people actually said in court, word for word: Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Eve

Logic

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IS THAT LOGICAL? Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, ...

Hell hath no fury...

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cheating husband

Robin Williams on Golf

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A brief excerpt from the 2002 video release "Robin Williams Live on Broadway"…  Note: This clip contains coarse language (but with a nifty Scottish accent)

Vatican Bathroom

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Fathers Pietro and George are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.  Father Pietro looks at the other priest's equipment and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on the ...

Take five minutes and chuckle

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Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each ...

Thought of the Day

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Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything,  But they ...

Friends and Sponsors

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Link to The Manbottle Library

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Terms and Conditions

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First day of school

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It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class; as the teacher walked into the classroom, she notices something written on the blackboard: "T T T 1 A" She looks ...

Cannibals in the Workplace

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Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits ...

The Holodeck

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What episode of Star Trek featured the first appearance of a "holodeck"? (Hint: it was not called a "holodeck" at the time.)

New Taglines

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Here are some new taglines collected from various dark corners of the Internet... Mary Shafer of NASA Ames has said, "Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't ...

48 phrases we wish we could say at work

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1. Ahhh... I see the f_ck-up fairy has visited us again... 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for ...

Barbie's letter to Santa

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Dear Santa:  Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid ...

Opus

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From what inspiration, did Berkely Breathed come up with the name "Opus" for his penguin character in Bloom County?

 

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