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The Manbottle Library is now accepting advertising at very competitive rates.  Viewership is approximately 250,000 page views per month.

No arms and no legs

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A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day, enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops. "You poor man," ...

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Cowboy Logic

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There is no arguing with cowboy logic. A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote ...

Signs you are no longer a kid

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30 Signs You Are No Longer A Kid...... 1.) You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. 2.) Your back goes out more than you do. 3.) You quit trying to hold your ...

FAQ

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Frequently Asked Questions

Terms and Conditions

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Hu's on first

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( We take you now to the Oval Office... ) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: ...

Set It Free

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it sits in your living ...

Gerbil Cannon

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From Outpost.com

Robin Williams on Golf

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A brief excerpt from the 2002 video release "Robin Williams Live on Broadway"…  Note: This clip contains coarse language (but with a nifty Scottish accent)

Funnies

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I was in the express lane at the store. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.  The ...

Monkey, Lizard, and a Crocodile

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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, ...

Separated at Birth 4

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Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Urban Legends

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To my friends, thanks to you sending me urban legend chain letters in 2003: I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains. I ...

One Nation Under God

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When were the words "under God" added to the Pledge of Allegiance?

Texas Math

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A business owner in Texas was confused about paying an invoice minus the early payment discount, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her ...

Old Age

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A little old man shuffled slowly... into an ice cream parlor. He pulled himself slowly... painfully... up onto a stool... After catching his breath... he ordered a ...

Boyfriend

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While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I told him the television was my boyfriend, ...

At the movies

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An old farmer named George went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl asked "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Where ...

Breaking News

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News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces. In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with Viagra ...

I sick and not come work

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"Hey, boss, I not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, I not come work." The boss says: "You know Carlos I really need you today. ...

A GENERATION IN BETWEEN

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After all those jokes about from the Boomers, finally here is one for those folks in between. You're stuck between the Baby Boomers and Generations X'ers if... 1. You ...

 

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