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Dave Berry's Rules to Live By

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"19 Things That Took Me 50 Years To Learn" By Dave Barry 1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in ...

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Friends and Sponsors

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Visit these friends and sponsors of The Manbottle Library

FAQ

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Frequently Asked Questions

Terms and Conditions

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Important information you should know about how we operate.  Read this before posting anything on this site.  (Posting constitutes agreement to these terms and conditions.)

The Proper Way to Pronounce Oklahoma

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The proper way to pronounce "Oklahoma" is ...
okla_homa

Christmas Lights

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Merry Christmas...

Priceless

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New Trivia Coming Soon

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The answer to the last question, for anyone left wondering...

Reuters on the word 'Terrorist'

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Apparently concerned about the misinterpretation of language at this highly charged time, Reuters's head of global news, Stephen Jukes, has directed his staff to avoid the word ...

Guidelines

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Here at the Phineas T. Manbottle Library of Arcane Knowledge and Questionable Humor we try very hard to avoid being politically correct. ...

10 things I hate about Star Trek

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By an anonymous Trekkie.  10. Noisy doors.  You can't walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building has automatic sliding ...

Advertising

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The Manbottle Library is now accepting advertising at very competitive rates.  Viewership is approximately 250,000 page views per month.

Copyright Questions

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We strive to entertain our audience without infringing on the intellectual rights of anyone.  We work closely with authors and content providers to ensure that the works on which their livelihood depends are protected. ...

Authors

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Name three authors who have reached #1 on the New York Times best-seller list, for both fiction and non-fiction?

Quotes

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"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why ...

Divine Interventions

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I don't usually links to other websites, but when I stumbled across this one while wandering the outer fringes of the Internet, I knew I had to make an exception... (Be ...

Irony

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According to the British newspaper The Mirror, Susie Stephens, the world's leading expert on road safety, was recently in St. Louis coordinating a conference on, as one might ...

Send us money for beer please

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This is a real, honest-to-god, piece of SPAM (junk mail) that I received recently, back before Enron and Worldcom and other as yet undisclosed corporate crimes. It's a ...

Lock your doors

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A local man was found murdered in his home this weekend. Detectives at the scene found this man face down in his bath tub. The tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes, ...

Bad American

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I am a BAD American. I like big cars, big guns, and big tits. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad ...

POLITICALLY CORRECT

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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY He is not a BAD DANCER - He is RHYTHMICALLY ...

eBay

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Another entry from the "you really can buy (almost) anything on eBay" file... Contributed by: Bloomberg News (via CNET.com news) eBay thwarts sale of presidential ...

Techno Terms

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THE TECHNO TERMS DICTIONARY 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. ...

 

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