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Pet Products

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Who, according to legend, invented the cat door?

Airplanes vs. Women

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Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women: 1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time. 2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a ...

Prizes

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What was the Orteig Prize?

Famous Quotes on Sex

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Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin: "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? ...

Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light

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15. Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am! 14. Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green. 13. Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states. ...

Beer, Fishing, Golf, and Sex

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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out ...

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Cats

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Where does the name "tabby" come from?

Mount Vernon

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What war established the military career of the man for whom Mount Vernon is named?

Geometry Problems of Antiquity

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What, specifically, are the "Geometric Problems of Antiquity"?

Packy East

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Who was Packy East?

Blonde Joke 6

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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and ...

Cat Haiku

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You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. I need a new toy. Tail of black dog keeps good time. Pounce! Good dog! Good dog! ...

A Seasonal Story

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Right before Christmas I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was ...

A Three Hour Tour...

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How did the SS Minnow, the ill-fated boat from Gilligan's Island, get its name?

Mandarin Airlines

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"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for choosing to fly with Mandarin Airlines." As we taxi out to the runway please make yourself comfortable... and for those of you sitting on ...

Blonde Joke 3

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A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a ...

Put Me Back

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Put Me Back...

French Horns

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They say Frenchmen are horny…

Exploding Whale

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What happens when you mix one dead whale and half a ton of dynamite...

One Nation Indivisible

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Monday is Memorial Day, the day we honor the men and women who gave their lives in service to their country. This holiday began as a remembrance of the soldiers lost in the Civil ...

Recollections of Easter (The Easter Egg Hunt)

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by Curtis Wiggins This is a paraphrased recollection of an actual conversation I had with my mother when I was about four or five… Me: What’s an easter egg hunt? Mom: We take ...

It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman...

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On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in ...

 

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