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Priceless 2

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Floridians

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A Floridian, a New Yorker, and a Canadian are in a bar one night having some beers. The New Yorker drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and ...

Top ten things only women understand (variation)

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Top Ten Things Only Women Understand: 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 8. Crying can be fun. ...

Microsoft Windaz 2000

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New Australian version of Windows...
Aussie Windaz 2000

Password

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A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass the ...

Timely joke

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A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The ...

For Sale

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Sven was going for his morning walk one day when he walked past Ole's house and saw a sign that said, "Boat For Sale." This confused Sven because he knew that Ole didn't own a ...

Thoughts

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FUN THOUGHTS 1. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. I doubt, therefore I might be. 4. ...

Golf 7

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A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would meet them at the ...

Man with a very big cock

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man with a very big cock

Redneck Limo

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Recently spotted on eBay...
redneck limo

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

History of Phineas T. Manbottle and The Manbottle Library

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The "Phineas T. Manbottle Library of Arcane Knowledge and Questionable Humor" began as the private collection of that famous English explorer, inventor, musician, and soldier Major ...

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Thought for the Day

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and ...

Action Item

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action item man

Basic rules for driving in the Metro Detroit Area

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1. A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to ...

Condom-aid

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President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control! ...

Scam

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Australian Police have been totally unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam: A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply ...

Golf 6

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Jesus, Moses and God were out playing golf one day. Jesus teed off first, and the ball flew straight over the fairway, landed in the green and rolled to within a couple feet of ...

The Girl

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A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an ...

Twin brothers

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Identical twin brothers die at about the same time. One lived a godly life, good husband and father, reputable businessman, lots of community service, etc. One was a ...

Ass Orgy License Plate

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This is not a vanity plate, just an unfortunate combination of letters and numbers...
Ass Orgy

 

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