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Things I MUST remember when I come back as a dog...

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1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. 3. I will not roll my toys behind ...

Steve Allen

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Steve Allen, Renaissance Man: ...describing Allen as a comedian is like describing Leonardo da Vinci as a "painter." Like Leonardo, Alien is a Renaissance man. Besides being ...

Mental Health Hotline

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Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If ...

Terms and Conditions

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Important information you should know about how we operate.  Read this before posting anything on this site.  (Posting constitutes agreement to these terms and conditions.)

Santa's Little Helpers

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I suppose this explains why he's always so jolly...
Santa's little helpers


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Frequently Asked Questions

New Trivia Coming Soon

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The answer to the last question, for anyone left wondering...

Privacy Policy

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Personally identifiable information, including your name and e-mail address, is kept confidential. It will not be sold to, or shared with, other parties for any reason, unless required by law ...


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The Manbottle Library is now accepting advertising at very competitive rates.  Viewership is approximately 250,000 page views per month.

A Redneck Christmas

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Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Copyright Questions

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We strive to entertain our audience without infringing on the intellectual rights of anyone.  We work closely with authors and content providers to ensure that the works on which their livelihood depends are protected. ...

Cat Job

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Cat Job


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They were alone in the house. It was a cold, dark stormy night. The storm had come up quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the ...

Hot Dog

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Redneck Limo

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Recently spotted on eBay...
redneck limo

Three Breasts

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Real advertisement from Germany...
Triple-breasted ad

Priceless 2

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Cat Carrier

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Cat Carrier

Dogs and Cats

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WHAT IS A CAT ? 1) Cats do what they want 2) They rarely listen to you 3) They're totally unpredictable 4) They whine when they are not happy 5) When you want to ...

Digitally Compressed Scents

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Even I couldn't make this one up. You can see the article for yourself at... -

Body Art

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Are you a prostitute or a software consultant...

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Are you a prostitute or a software consultant… 1. You work very odd hours. 2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy. 3. You are paid well

83 things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say

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83 things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say: - 1. uh-oh.... 2. Oh S***! 3. What the heck?!? 4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO


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