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New Trivia Coming Soon

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The answer to the last question, for anyone left wondering...

Just turned 50...

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Just turned 50... A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow ...

Batman and Robin

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Who provided the voice of Robin on TV's "Superfriends"?

710

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What ...

Priceless

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Priceless

Rejected Motel 6 Slogans

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Rejected Motel 6 Slogans 16. We're working on that smell thing, too. 15. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car. 14. As seen on "COPS" 13. If We'd ...

One Nation Indivisible

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Monday is Memorial Day, the day we honor the men and women who gave their lives in service to their country. This holiday began as a remembrance of the soldiers lost in the Civil ...

An Elephant's Memory

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Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya, after graduating from Northwestern University, same place my dad went to school. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull ...

Christmas Lights

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Merry Christmas...

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Link to The Manbottle Library

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Yes, we exchange links!  Guidelines for linking to The Manbottle Library

TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA

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TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA: 10. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper 9. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron 8. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there ...

Stay on alert

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Be advised that terrorists may attempt to pass themselves off as ordinary American citizens and may even attempt to change their hair color, wardrobe or appearance in order to ...

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

20 thinnest books

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The top 20 thinnest books 20. HOW TO LAND A PLANE AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD - by JFK, Jr. 19. HOW TO PLEASE WOMEN - by John Bobbit 18. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O. ...

Calling in Sick

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Calling in Sick Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion I had a ...

IT Phases

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Phases of Life for an IT Professional  Phase 1: As a Junior Programmer you're in awe of how smart your superiors and colleagues are.  Phase 2: As a Mid-level Programmer you ...

Condom-aid

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President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control! ...

Very Short Books

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21 Very Short Books 1) A Guide to Arab Democracies 2) A Journey through the Mind of Dennis Rodman 3) Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean 4) Career ...

English

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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, ...

Ass Orgy License Plate

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This is not a vanity plate, just an unfortunate combination of letters and numbers...
Ass Orgy

Not what he meant

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Last week I was with one of my summer interns in the lobby, when the receptionist complained that her printer wasn't working. The intern went to investigate and discovered a pen ...

The dangers of ice fishing

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Here fishy, fishy, fishy...

Monkey, Lizard, and a Crocodile

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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, ...

 

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