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Capitalism and Cows

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN ...

Man with a very big cock

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man with a very big cock

Alaska Accident

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The day after losing his wife in a diving accident, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. ...

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Terms and Conditions

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Quick Ones 5

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Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the ...

No arms and no legs

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A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day, enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops. "You poor man," ...

GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND

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AND WE WONDER WHY GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND! Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics: 29 have ...

Code Monkey

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Music by Jonathan Coulton's, from his "Thing a Week" project,  Video by Mike Spiff www.spiffworld.com

The Doctor's Office

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They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse ...

FAQ

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Frequently Asked Questions

Call Girl

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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. ...

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Advertising

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Copyright Questions

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We strive to entertain our audience without infringing on the intellectual rights of anyone.  We work closely with authors and content providers to ensure that the works on which their livelihood depends are protected. ...

National Anthems

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What was the first national anthem?

Clouds

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How much does a cloud weigh? (Approximately. Assume a simple white puffy cloud - a cumulus cloud for those of you meteorologically inclined. Not a storm cloud - they weigh ...

Convoy

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Who wrote "Convoy", the truck-driving hit from the 1970's? (hint: the answer is not C.W. McCall)

Know any brave forklift driver's

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Tinker AFB is looking for a few good forklift drivers...
forklift

All About Texas

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As a TEXAN I thought I would share a few of the things I have learned in my 30 years of living in this Heaven on Earth located South of the Red River and North of the Rio Grande. I ...

If Bush get's elected, I'll leave the country...

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Ever wonder what happened to all those celebrities who promised to leave the country if George W. Bush was elected president? The original statements: Eddie Vedder - "I'm ...

Larry Walters, Lawn Chair Pilot

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Larry Walters is among the relatively few who have actually turned their dreams into reality. His story is true, though you may find it hard to believe.  Larry was a truck ...

Why Condoms Come In Packages

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Why Condoms Come In Packages A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To ...

One Liners

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Adult One Liners Q: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration. Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: What ...

 

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