The Manbottle Library
The Manbottle Library  :  Popular

Popular


Main   |   New   |   Popular   |   Right Now

Page:   PREV   --1--    2  3  NEXT

Einstein's Riddle

Viewed 118 times
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

A Twilight Zone Classic

Viewed 69 times
The Twilight Zone episode "Living Doll" starred Telly Savalas as a father who was having trouble getting along with his daughter's new talking doll. Who provided the voice of ...

Kids

Viewed 67 times
Who said children are getting dumber every year. Check out the wisecracks below and judge for yourselves TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday? STUDENT: Seven. ...

C monkey

Viewed 63 times
A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing round the cages on display. While he's there, another customer walks in and says to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a ...

Quote of the Week (Pepe LePew vs. Speedy Gonzales)

Viewed 55 times
"What about Pepe LePew? His chasing of unwilling females surely sends the message to children that's it's OK to stalk [women] and attack them if they resist. Plus, because he's ...

Quote of the Week 5

Viewed 54 times
"After the lights were on and I saw a butt naked guy on my table I thought, 'Wow, this is weirder than I thought.' " - unidentified homeowner in Muncie, Indiana, after ...

Corporate America

Viewed 53 times
You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a ...

Little Johnny (fascinate)

Viewed 52 times
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." ...

THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES

Viewed 50 times
THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl ...

Computer Problems

Viewed 44 times
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum ...

EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL OF DEATH

Viewed 41 times
Mike never dreamed that slowly cruising on his Harley Davidson Fat-Boy motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did Mike suspect. Mike ...

Microsoft Windaz 2000

Viewed 41 times
New Australian version of Windows...
Aussie Windaz 2000

Cow Watch - 2002 (Update 2-25-2002)

Viewed 39 times
Attention Bounty Hunters: Runaway Cow Now Has a Price on Her Head The situation must be getting desperate. According to the Cincinnati Post, fast-food restaurant Chick-Fil-A ...

Slogans

Viewed 39 times
At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Sign over a gynecologist's office "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." At a military ...

Are You Hurt

Viewed 37 times
Two gay men were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection. Unable to contain himself one of the men ...

The Ant and the Grasshopper

Viewed 32 times
CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool ...

Redneck Fire Alarm

Viewed 31 times

Nine Months Later

Viewed 30 times
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed off to Colorado. After driving for hours in snow, they got caught in a terrible heavy ...

Joke type thing

Viewed 29 times
All stessed out? Sometimes it helps to think of happy scenes. Maybe a pastoral field, a field with a babbling brook. You're there on a lovely summer's day......holding ...

Little Johnny (and the policeman)

Viewed 29 times
A policeman on horseback is at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his bike. The policeman smiles down at the kid and says, "Nice bike you got there. Santa bring that ...

The Doctor's Office

Viewed 27 times
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse ...

Little Johnny (about his dad)

Viewed 26 times
It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living. The first little girl says: ...

Heaven and Hell

Viewed 26 times
Heaven is when you have… an American salary a British home Chinese food a Swiss economy an Italian body Japanese technology an African tool an Indian wife ...

At last, the perfect Christmas card

Viewed 25 times
Dear recipient, Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender ...

 

Page:   PREV   --1--    2  3  NEXT


This compliation is copyright © 2000-2014
Wiggins Professional Services, Inc.

Individual items contained herein are the
copyright of their respective owners.