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Einstein's Riddle

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Twelve bugs of Christmas

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For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me See if they can do it again. For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Ask them how they did it and ...

Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...

Ass Orgy License Plate

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This is not a vanity plate, just an unfortunate combination of letters and numbers...
Ass Orgy

Take five minutes and chuckle

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Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each ...

10 Reasons Not to Drink

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Cat Carrier

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Cat Carrier

Exploding Whale

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What happens when you mix one dead whale and half a ton of dynamite...


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Question: What is a sonofabitch exactly? Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like, "What is a sonofabitch? " And we wax philosophic with metaphysical ...

The Book of Leviticus

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Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that homosexuality is an abomination according to ...

Link to The Manbottle Library

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Yes, we exchange links!  Guidelines for linking to The Manbottle Library

New Trivia Coming Soon

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The answer to the last question, for anyone left wondering...

Little Johnny (about his dad)

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It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living. The first little girl says: ...

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm

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A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar that ...

Separated at Birth?

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Osama bin Laden and the 72 Virgins

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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him: "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells ...

10 Questions Not To Ask During A Job Interview

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Top 10 Questions You Should Never Ask When Being Interviewed For A Job : 1. What's your company's policy on severance pay? 2. How long does it take your company's ...

The Proper Way to Pronounce Oklahoma

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The proper way to pronounce "Oklahoma" is ...

Batman and Robin

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Who provided the voice of Robin on TV's "Superfriends"?

Further proof that the human race is doomed

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods... 1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do ...

Taking the wife to the Rodeo

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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times ...

Scottish Colonialism

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Aside from Nova Scotia, where did Scotland establish a colony in the New World?

Capital Punishment

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How many individuals have been executed by the US federal government since the federal death penalty was reinstated in 1988 (and subsequently expanded in 1994)?

12 Rules for Life

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Sometimes we just need to remember what the 12 Rules of Life really are: 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct ...


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