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Einstein's Riddle

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Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...


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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What ...

Link to The Manbottle Library

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Yes, we exchange links!  Guidelines for linking to The Manbottle Library

Importance of Water, Are you Drinking Enough

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We all know that water is important but I've never seen it written down like this before. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. In 37% of Americans, the thirst ...

Separated at Birth 2

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Former Van Halen lead singer David Lee Roth ... and ... Star Trek Voyager's Robert Picardo
David Lee Roth and Robert Picardo

The Meaning of Life

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When I was a child, I had a dream that I looked up at the stars, and in the stars I saw the answer. THE answer, the ultimate answer to everything. It was perfect, it was beautiful, ...

Stupid People

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They're everywhere. This one, according to today's New Haven Register, was observed in the Wallingford, CT post office: A man walks into the Wallingford post office, says that ...

Raunchy One Liners

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What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you. What's the ...

Three Breasts

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Real advertisement from Germany...
Triple-breasted ad

Know any brave forklift driver's

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Tinker AFB is looking for a few good forklift drivers...

Larry Walters, Lawn Chair Pilot

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Larry Walters is among the relatively few who have actually turned their dreams into reality. His story is true, though you may find it hard to believe.  Larry was a truck ...

Embarrassing Moment

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OB-GYN - Most Embarrassing Moment This is a laugh for all those women out there (and the men who love them) who so look forward to that wonderful time once a year when they ...

Further proof that the human race is doomed

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods... 1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do ...

Code Monkey

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Music by Jonathan Coulton's, from his "Thing a Week" project,  Video by Mike Spiff

Redneck Luxuries

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Redneck Swimming Pool...
Pool Redneck Yacht... Yacht

The Book of Leviticus

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Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that homosexuality is an abomination according to ...

Capitalism and Cows

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN ...

Interview: The Devil and the "27 Club"

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by Curtis Wiggins Another musician dies at age 27.  Another member of the so-called "27 Club".  Is it coincidence, or is something deeper going on here? Shortly after ...

In case you were wondering...

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... Yes, all of our animals have jobs, and compound nicknames.  Phineas, the big dog, is known as Security-Dog.  He was born a security dog.  He takes great pride in ...

Take five minutes and chuckle

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Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each ...


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You find out interesting things when you have sons, like...   1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.   2.) If you spray ...

Abbott & Costello in the 21st Century

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ABBOTT: Fry's Electronics. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the ...


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