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Added 10/19/1999
Have you ever worked in an office where someone insisted upon listening to their voice mail using the speakerphone (at full volume, naturally). It can really begin to bother you ...
Added 10/18/1999
An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor
asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen
year old bride ...
Added 10/14/1999
Added 10/13/1999
Are you a prostitute or a software consultant…
1. You work very odd hours.
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client
happy.
3. You are paid well
Added 10/12/1999
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO 10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor's office include "take a left when you enter ...
Added 10/12/1999
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little ...
Added 10/4/1999
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a ...
Added 10/3/1999
A senior couple pulls up to a gas station:
Attendant: How may I help you?
Old Man: Please fill it up.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man [yelling]: He asked what we ...
Added 10/1/1999
A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk, my son. Soon, you will have urges and feelings you've never had before. Your heart will pound & your hands will sweat. ...
Added 9/25/1999
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret ...
Added 9/24/1999
I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That ...
Added 9/21/1999
This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died
in an accident. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due
to her interest in health ...
Added 9/17/1999
We've all met this guy at some point...
Added 9/16/1999
30 things Girls Think Guys Should Know
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say ...
Added 9/16/1999
Two cowboys were leanin up against the rail at
their favorite bar. They're tired and worn out from
a long day, havin a couple of longnecks, just relaxin
and talkin, watchin ...
Added 9/16/1999
New State Mottos
Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona
But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing ...
Added 9/16/1999
I don't usually pass on news like this. I know you are busy; but sometimes we
have to pause and truly remember what life is about, so I pass on this sad, sad
news. There was a ...
Added 9/15/1999
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next
to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then
casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The ...
Added 9/13/1999
Do you ever feel overworked, over-regulated, under-leisured and under-benefited?
Take heart, this notice was found in the ruins of a London office building. It was
dated 1852: ...
Added 9/9/1999
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED
1. Raising teenagers is like nailing JELLO to a tree.
2. There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take
time to look ...
Added 9/8/1999
You can buy (almost) anything on eBay...
ffrom: the Motley Fool
http://www.fool.com/portfolios/rulebreaker/1999/rulebreaker990903.htm
Added 8/31/1999
ARE NORTHERNERS "BLUE-NECKS"?
By now I'm sure that you have heard all the Redneck jokes. Now here are
some takes on how Southern folks look at their Northern cousins:
YOU ...
Added 8/28/1999
"Rules of the Road"
Stuff they didn't teach you in Drivers Ed...
If, at any time, you have witnessed a green light, it is okay to proceed through the intersection, ...
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