Little Birdie
				
					
				
				
				
				I woke early one morning, 
The earth lay cool and still 
When suddenly a tiny bird 
Perched on my window sill, 
He sang a song so lovely 
So carefree and so gay, 
That slowly all my troubles 
Began to slip away. 
He sang of far off places 
Of laughter and of fun, 
It seemed his very trilling, 
brought up the morning sun. 
I stirred beneath the covers 
Crept slowly out of bed, 
Then gently shut the window 
And crushed his f_cking head. 
I'm just not a morning person.