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Official Moron Test
So how much of a moron are you?
It separates the dumb people from the really dumb people.
Answer the following 13 questions, then scroll down and check ...
Added 6/5/1998
THE GOOD, THE BAD and THE UGLY
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: ...
Added 6/3/1998
A man heard about this famous prostitute in town.
So he went to town to find this famous prostitute.
After he found the famous prostitute, he asked, " How much for
a hand ...
Added 6/1/1998
JUST KEEP IT WET
Miss Bea was in her 80's and much admired for her sweetness
and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon
early in the Spring and she ...
Added 5/31/1998
Did you hear about the new 3 Million dollar Arkansas State lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
++++++++++++++
What does a divorce in ...
Added 5/29/1998
1. The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
2. Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. ...
Added 5/28/1998
TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate ...
Added 5/26/1998
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The ...
Added 5/26/1998
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession
box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention,
but still the man says ...
Added 5/26/1998
Eleven reasons e-mail is like a penis:
11. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.
10. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow ...
Added 5/23/1998
The problem with some people is that when they aren`t drunk, they`re sober. -William Butler Yeats An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with ...
Added 5/23/1998
A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. After several minutes, St. Peter ...
Added 5/22/1998
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a
redhead, and one's a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks
if she has any ...
Added 5/21/1998
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You know stuff about cars.
4. A five day vacation requires only one ...
Added 5/21/1998
Tickets Please
Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft employees are traveling by
train to a conference. At the station, the three Microsoft employees each buy
tickets and ...
Added 5/21/1998
Yes, but it's common knowledge that Bill forfeited his soul to Satan
to get where he is today.
Well, that's the short story. Bill actually forfeited his soul simply
for the ...
Added 5/20/1998
Every night, Joe would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He ...
Added 5/15/1998
At the exact same time, there are two young men are on opposite sides of the
earth: one is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers,the other is
getting a blow job from a ...
Added 5/14/1998
Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf in Heaven one day.
Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the
fairway but rolled directly toward a ...
Added 5/14/1998
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A. Money
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Added 5/13/1998
Top 15 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
15. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
14. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they ...
Added 5/5/1998
DEEP THOUGHTS...
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
If ...
Added 5/4/1998
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to ...
Added 5/3/1998
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance.
1. A dog
2. A ...
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