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Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A. Money
Q. What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A. A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
Q. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving
their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Q. How can you spot a blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
donuts.
Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut.
Q. What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
A. One is a Goodyear and the other is a GREAT year.
Q. Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A. Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
