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Added 1/31/2006
Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumor. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the ...
Added 1/31/2006
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have ...
Added 12/28/2004
Don't really know much about this clip. But the dog's name is Tyson. And he's very cool.
Added 12/13/2004
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior
culture.
The Greek said, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian said, "We have the
Coliseum."
...
Added 12/9/2004
ARCHITECT: Defines someone who was neither macho enough to become an
engineer nor gay enough to become a designer.
BANKER: Someone who lends you his umbrella when the sun is ...
Added 12/7/2004
A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory.
"Dear Lord", he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "Without you we are ...
Added 10/16/2004
Dear Abby:
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a
mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood
it turns ...
Added 10/14/2004
True bravery is a guy arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by his wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "You still cleaning, or are you gonna be ...
Added 10/12/2004
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give ...
Added 10/7/2004
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to his place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. They pet for ...
Added 8/25/2004
I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important
information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the
internet, but from a mentor, and on a ...
Added 8/23/2004
A blonde was hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.
Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and
hurried to a nearby coffee ...
Added 8/7/2004
I usually don't forward these little heart warmers, but thought this one is worth reading.
This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and ...
Added 8/1/2004
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully
enjoying himself, when his wife walks up behind him and whacks him solidly
on the back of his head with a ...
Added 7/31/2004
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:
1.The DNA's all the same
2.There's no dental record
Added 7/25/2004
Which to buy? The Titanic video or the Clinton video?
Titanic: $9.99 on Internet
Clinton: $9.99 on Internet
Titanic: Over 3 hours long
Clinton: Over 3 hours long
...
Added 7/20/2004
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a long hard look at herself. "You know, dear, she says, I look in the ...
Added 7/11/2004
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone
failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when
it did ring, her pet dog ...
Added 6/28/2004
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a ...
Added 6/20/2004
Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says to them, "I must tell
you something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank goodness," says an elderly nun at ...
Added 6/15/2004
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for his young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that she wanted to live in the couple's multimillion dollar home, and since ...
Added 6/15/2004
Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
There are 5000 types of snakes, and 4998 live in Florida.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 ...
Added 6/15/2004
You measure distance in minutes.
You've ever had to switch from heat to air conditioning in the same
day.
You see a car running in a store parking lot with no one in it, no ...
Added 6/7/2004
NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling ...
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