You know you're from Florida if...
You measure distance in minutes.
You've ever had to switch from heat to air conditioning in the same
day.
You see a car running in a store parking lot with no one in it, no
matter what time of the year.
You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixinto go to the store
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
You carry jumper cables in your car..... for your OWN car.
You know what "cow tipping" is.
You only own four spices: salt, pepper, Crystal hot sauce and catsup.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page
and local gossip and sports on the next six pages.
You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm."
You know all four seasons: almost summer, summer, still summer, and
Christmas.
Going to Walmart is a favorite past time known as "Goin' wal-martin"
or "Off to ' Wally World'."
A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop...it's a Coke,
regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinna coke you want?"
Fried Catfish is the other white meat.
