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Remember that horribly inappropriate joke your uncle told at the last family gathering that made everyone so very uncomfortable?  Share it here.  We promise not to judge.  (Much.)


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BABIES PICKING THEIR FUTURE

Saturday, January 27, 2007   (5 posts)
A LADY GOES TO HER DOCTOR AND IS EXPECTING TRIPLETS. THE DOCTOR SAYS HE NEEDS TO DO A SONIGRAM TEST TO SEE IF AL IS WELL. THE DR PUTS THE MICROPHONE TO THE ...

Funny Christmas Lights

Saturday, January 27, 2007   (2 posts)
What happens when you mix an electrical engineer and musician during the holiday season?  Click below for some fun.   ...

The Logistics of Santa

Friday, February 16, 2007   (6 posts)
The Logistics of Santa! Enjoy! There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children ...

Another fact about CHUCK NORRIS!!

Wednesday, May 10, 2023   (4 posts)
The DVD extra on the Texas Ranger box set is "Chucks Norris' Roundhouse kick Gallery" and spans 129 discs.

HEARTATTACK

Friday, February 16, 2007   (3 posts)
THIS YOUNG WOMAN WAS VISITING HER GRANDMOTHER AFTER HEARING OF THE DEATH OF HER GRANDFATHER.THEN SHE ASKED HER GRANDMOTHER HOW IT HAD HAPPENED SHE REPLIED WITH ...

the leaf blower

Monday, August 21, 2023   (8 posts)
I'm always trolling for good and unusual websites to share with you folks, and I found a whopper.  Check out this site which is giving away free ...

Ping Pong will never be the same

Thursday, January 25, 2007   (3 posts)
Ping Pong will never be the same......  Three men have been stranded on a deserted island. During the exploration of the island they see a castle in the distance. All ...

Starting Gun

Wednesday, September 14, 2005   (1 post)
A man was having trouble with premature ejaculation. So he went to see a doctor. The doctor told the man to buy a starting gun and shoot it before he got off ...

Change

Sunday, January 28, 2007   (3 posts)
The only thing that remains the same is the fact that everything is changing.

History

Friday, February 16, 2007   (7 posts)
The only thing that we have learned from history is that we have learned nothing from history...

Chicken flu

Saturday, August 20, 2005   (1 post)
The red phone at the White House rings. On the other side, Putin wants to speak with Bush. P.: Hallo George, here is Vladimir B.: Hallo Vladimir, here is ...

Little Boy Dragging A Flat Frog

Sunday, June 10, 2007   (3 posts)
There's a little boy walking down the street dragging a flat frog behind him. He walks into a brothel and slaps it on the front desk. little boy: I need ...

                          - A Ride Through Indianhead Acres -

Sunday, January 28, 2007   (3 posts)
                  - A Ride Through Indianhead Acres -                 ...

Dead Horse Wisdom

Monday, July 4, 2005   (1 post)
"The code of tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. "In law firms, we often try other ...

Why is a woman like a Bank?

Friday, February 2, 2007   (2 posts)
Because she loses interest when you withdraw your assets.

A bear walks into a bar in Billings

Sunday, January 28, 2007   (5 posts)
A bear walks into a bar in Billings,Montana and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve beers to bears in bars in Billings". The ...

Italian Navy

Saturday, December 15, 2018   (3 posts)
Ever noticed the letters on naval vessels? For example, American naval vessels have "USS" on the side which stand for "US Ship" British ships have "HMS" on ...

Darwin Awards vol. 3 excerpt

Thursday, May 5, 2005   (2 posts)
You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.

Question

Monday, April 10, 2023   (4 posts)
Question:  What comes out of a man's penis that women love? Answer:  The wrinkles

one for the quotes (by my friend Steve Murray):

Thursday, November 17, 2022   (7 posts)
a spoon is a knife that couldn't cut it - Steve Murray

Chinese tailors take it to the next level

Wednesday, January 8, 2025   (15 posts)
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261746.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

Truck Drivers

Sunday, January 28, 2007   (6 posts)
There was a truck driver who loved to run over every Democrat he could see. One day he picked up a priest hitchiker, while driving with the priest he say a ...

worms

Monday, May 2, 2005   (3 posts)
why did the worm decide to sleep late? it didn;t want to get caught by the early bird

pie

Friday, April 11, 2025   (5 posts)
how do you get pies to go undercover? add the letter s to make spies

 

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