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A bear walks into a bar in Billings


Guest Friday, April 29, 2005 at 10:22 PM

A bear walks into a bar in Billings,Montana and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve beers to bears in bars in Billings".
The bear is flustered and demands a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve beers to bully bears in bars in Billings".
The bear is furious and says "you see that woman sitting there, I'll eat her if you don't serve me a beer so what's it gonna be?"
Bartender says "No" so the bear mauls down on the patron and when he is done the bear goes back and demands his beer. But the bartender says "We don't serve beers to bully bears on drugs in bars in Billings". The bear says "what are you talking about"? the bartender says "That was a bar bitch you ate"


Guest Thursday, May 5, 2005 at 7:12 PM

eh?


Guest Wednesday, June 8, 2005 at 12:54 PM

i don't get it


Guest Saturday, June 11, 2005 at 7:55 AM

Barbiturate  -  funny


Guest Sunday, January 28, 2007 at 10:05 PM

he he


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