Starting Gun
| Papa Bear |
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 at 10:53 AM |
A man was having trouble with premature ejaculation. So he went to see a doctor. The doctor told the man to buy a starting gun and shoot it before he got off and it would keep him from getting off too early. So the man bought a starting gun and went home and found his wife butt naked on the bed. They started fooling around. Right before he got off he shot the gun.
The next day the man showed up at the doctors office. The doctor asked if the trick worked. The man said well, me and my wife were in 69 and just before i was about to get off I shot the gun. Doc asked what happened.
Well, my wife bit my dick, shit in my face and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up.
