Ping Pong will never be the same
| Guest |
Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 7:46 AM |
Ping Pong will never be the same......
Three men have been stranded on a deserted island.
During the exploration of the island they see a castle in the distance.
All three men get to the castle and knock on the massive wooden door.
The three men hear a mysterious voice "may we help you".
One of the three men yelled "Please help us get off the island".
The mysterious voice says "You must see the King...only the King can help you".
The gate of the castle is slowly opened and the three men are sent to see the King.
The King says "welcome to my castle...I am King Abraham and I understand you want to get off the island".
One of the three men replied "Yes, oh yes, we so dearly want your help".
The King says "In order to get off the island you must first play a game with me".
The King orders each of the three men to gather as many ping pong balls as possible
and the person who has the most will be able to leave the island.
The three men agree and off they went in search of ping pong balls.
About an hour later one of the three men appears in the distance carrying a bag.
He approaches the King and drops his bag. The king replies "you have done well my son; you have 1,000 ping pong balls".
Then about 3 hours later another man appears in the distance carrying a bag.
The man approaches the king and drops his bag...the king replies "you have done very well my son...you have 2,000 ping pong balls".
About 6 hours later a man appears in the distance carrying to big blood filled sacks......
he appears to have a broken leg and a broken arm...full of cuts and scrapes. The exhausted man approaches the king and drops to his knees with his two big bloody bags.
The King looks at the bags and proclaims "WAIT!...these are not ping pong balls".
The man replies "Ping Pong balls...I thought you said King Kong Balls".
| Guest |
Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 7:25 PM |
king kong ate my balls
| Guest |
Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 8:50 PM |
Dude, you didn't have any balls to begin with.
The joke was great.
