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While taking a routine vandalism report at an
elementary school, I was interrupted by a little
girl about six years old. Looking up and down at
my uniform, she asked, "Are ...
King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was
showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt...except it
had a rather large hole in the most ...
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to ...
Our pastor tells a story (that he swears is true) about a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard, but couldn't be coaxed down. The tree was too thin to climb, so the pastor ...
Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team:
10) Behold, the keyboard of Kaylis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever ...
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
- Experience is something you don't get ...
Secretary of State Madeleine Albright walked into the decisive meeting of the North Atlantic Council (NATO's supreme political authority) and, after looking around the room and ...
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby deliavered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine
that would transfer a portion of the ...
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the ...
Laboratory Tests
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
...
An elderly woman walked into a doctor's office and told the doctor that
she and her husband had not been intimate in years. She said that her
husband seemed to have a lack of ...
Tact
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill
and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, ...
One of the best examples of how ridiculous government paperwork can be is
illustrated by a recent case in Louisiana. A company president was trying to
buy some land in ...
Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation ...
Larry goes to see his travel agent. The conversation goes something like this...
"Hey Larry, going away on vacation again?"
"Yes, but I need to ask for something different." ...
Larry Walters is among the relatively few who have actually turned their dreams into reality. His story is true, though you may find it hard to believe. Larry was a truck ...
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He ...
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on
the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going, and she replied, "I'm going
to Las ...
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 ...
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when ...
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck
passed too close and completely tore ...
The post office just recalled their newest stamps:
they had pictures of lawyers on them...and the people couldn't figure
out which side to spit on.
How are an apple and a ...
Top ten advantages of being a leper:
10. No one notices if you're not wearing the latest fashion.
9. It's easy to get rid of door-to-door salesman.
8. No makeup is ...
Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When ...
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