News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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Friday, October 13, 2023 (4 posts)
"Let the father answer his daughter's question as to why her favorite cat has been taken away."
- Nikolai Tkachyov, Director of Dalenergo, a Russian ...
Friday, October 3, 2003 (2 posts)
Professors Terence Tunberg and Jennifer Tunberg, a husband and wife team from the University of Kentucky's Classical Language Department, have just ...
Sunday, October 19, 2003 (2 posts)
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Thursday, September 25, 2003 (1 post)
"Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries."
- Silvio Berlusconi, Italian Prime Minister
Tuesday, August 3, 2021 (2 posts)
Q: Who was the winner of the best R&B act at the "Music of Black Origin" awards?
A: Justin Timberlake
Friday, September 26, 2003 (2 posts)
US District Judge Edward W. Nottingham has ruled that the National Do-Not-Call List is unconstitutional, apparently interpreting the First Amendment as giving ...
Thursday, September 25, 2003 (1 post)
"We should probably call the bill 'This Time We Really Mean It Act' to cure any myopia in the judicial branch. The bill leaves no doubt as to the intent ...
Sunday, October 5, 2003 (2 posts)
"We'll talk with the children about how things don't always turn out like they're planned."
- Tara Bulger, youth director of the First ...
Wednesday, September 24, 2003 (1 post)
US District Judge Lee R. West has ruled that the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) does not have the authority to set up a national do-not-call list to stop ...
according to the Guiness Book...
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Tuesday, September 23, 2003 (1 post)
"It was self-defense, it was an accident."
- Robert Durst, on trial for shooting his neighbor, chopping up the body, and tossing the pieces into Galveston ...
Monday, September 22, 2003 (1 post)
Mr Carlson: All it's gonna take is your complete co-operation, absolute secrecy, and twenty live turkeys.
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Herb: When that ...
Monday, September 22, 2003 (1 post)
"I listen with my tongue."
- Chris Matthews, host of Hardball on MSNBC
Monday, September 22, 2003 (1 post)
"These subs seem to leak worse than a puppy with a bad bladder."
- Jay Hill, Canadian Alliance Party, commenting on four second-hand submarines recently ...
Friday, September 19, 2003 (1 post)
Vothy Chhay was arrested in Vancouver, Washington for car prowling - attempting to break into a car. The car was in the parking lot of the Clark County ...
Friday, September 19, 2003 (1 post)
"Imagine a weird guinea pig, but huge."
- Marcelo R. Sanchez-Villagra, author of a study of Phoberomys Pattersoni fossils found in South America. The ...
Friday, October 3, 2003 (1 post)
This Italian Renaissance plate was recently purchased by the British Museum. The inscription, translated, reads "Every man looks at me as if I were a ...
Thursday, September 18, 2003 (1 post)
"It's really silly. I wrote a song called 'Bootylicious,' maybe three years ago. And now the word is in the dictionary. To be honest, I hate the ...
Cincinnati has this thing about pigs, it's hard to explain. It's latest manifestation is a 7,000 pound sculpture of a giant flying pig, carved by ...
Tuesday, September 5, 2023 (7 posts)
This is interesting. Learn how Chinese works, without actually learning Chinese...
http://www.zompist.com/yingzi/yingzi.htm
It's bottom-buddy to the rescue...
http://www.dynamic-living.com/bottom_buddy.htm
(I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.)
Friday, September 12, 2003 (1 post)
"Everybody was wearing rhinestones, all those sparkle clothes and cowboy boots. I decided to wear a black shirt and pants and see if I could get by with ...
Thursday, October 26, 2023 (2 posts)
Never take a compressed air hose and stick it up your ass. Or anyone else's ass, for that matter.
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Thursday, September 18, 2003 (2 posts)
"I love ice cream so much that I can't imagine life without it."
- Anastasia Volochkova, a larger-than-average ballerina formerly with the Bolshoi ...
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