News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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Thursday, April 7, 2005 (1 post)
"I just took it for granted that we wouldn't be that stupid."
- Mel Martinez, Senator from Florida, commenting on the discovery that someone from his ...
Thursday, April 7, 2005 (1 post)
You may have noticed updates to the old Manbottle site have been, shall we say, very sporadic lately. Good reason for that - there are two new projects in ...
Wednesday, April 27, 2005 (4 posts)
http://www.nice-tits.org/
Sunday, April 3, 2005 (4 posts)
"It's like if on Yom Kippur, Jews the world over solemnly atoned for their sins, right after lining up to visit a giant purple aardvark named ...
Tuesday, April 12, 2005 (3 posts)
The evil geniuses at MIT have come up with a new invention. It's an alarm clock that, when you hit the snooze button, it runs away and hides. It ...
Saturday, September 22, 2018 (4 posts)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=39803&item=5761153632&rd=1
Thursday, April 14, 2005 (4 posts)
"Like most people, I bemoan the time I have wasted and the opportunities I have squandered. Then, I go turn on the television."
- Jimmy Johnson, cartoonist
Friday, April 22, 2005 (3 posts)
"Let's embarrass the hell out of the Americans in front of other countries..."
- Marlene Jennings, Canadian Parliament member and, ironically, the ...
Sunday, April 3, 2005 (3 posts)
"I'd like him to tell good jokes ... but I guess I can't control that."
- Judge Rodney S. Melville, after ruling that it was okay for talk show ...
Thursday, April 14, 2005 (9 posts)
"Don't leave out pet food at night, and, you know, don't leave your pets out at night either."
- Ken Ferebee, park ranger with the National Park ...
Monday, April 3, 2023 (12 posts)
Ordinarily, I don't like to make unsolicited recommendations on products or services. I find that to be an activity that is, as a friend of mine would ...
Tuesday, March 21, 2023 (6 posts)
My personal favorite is... well, I'm torn between the DADA Server and the Dictator-or-Sitcom-Character...
http://www.smalltime.com/games.html
Saturday, February 26, 2005 (1 post)
Do not use superglue for as eyedrops.
Full story: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=5&u=/ap/eyes_glued
Sunday, April 3, 2005 (3 posts)
"The devil made him do it."
- Matt Helmerick, spokesman for the Monroe County (Key West, Florida) state attorney's office, describing why state ...
Friday, March 11, 2005 (3 posts)
You may have already seen the story about the enraged girlfriend who, when her boyfriend attempted to break up with her, literally ripped his left nut from his ...
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 (2 posts)
Full story: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1517&e=6&u=/afp/afplifestylejordan
Saturday, February 5, 2005 (4 posts)
You just can't be nice to some people, among them: Wanita Renea Young of Durango, Colorado. Her neighbors, two teenage girls made cookies for ...
Saturday, February 5, 2005 (1 post)
"People were screaming and running," Prattville cheerleader Cherish Cartee said. "Girls lost their cell phones. Keys got lost. It's something I will never ...
Tuesday, February 1, 2005 (1 post)
http://www.panasonic.co.jp/olympic/movies/movies09.html
Monday, September 19, 2022 (13 posts)
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Saturday, July 13, 2024 (42 posts)
Edgar Allan Poe passed away October 7th, 1849. On his birthday (January 19th) in 1949, a unkown visitor has left roses and a bottle of cognac on his grave ...
Thursday, May 4, 2023 (8 posts)
Reuters reports today that pub owners in Bristol (UK) are spraying WD-40 on flat surfaces in their restrooms to prevent patrons from snorting cocaine. ...
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 (5 posts)
This just in from our "What were they thinking?" department...
Richard Hatch, the first-ever $1,000,000 winner of TV's Survivor, is facing up to five ...
Sunday, May 16, 2021 (6 posts)
Its... DARTH POTATO-HEAD!
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