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Quote of the Day


Buk Thursday, February 24, 2005 at 1:18 PM

"The devil made him do it."

-- Matt Helmerick, spokesman for the Monroe County (Key West, Florida) state attorney's office, describing why state prosecutor Albert Tasker got drunk, stripped naked, and ran across a parking lot to surprise a friend by jumping in her car.  The surprise was on Albert when he discovered he was mistaken about the car, and that he had in fact jumped naked into the backseat of the car of a perfect stranger.  Just another day in Key West...


Guest Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 9:01 PM

Tsk,Tsk, Mr. Task(er)
When u got in that car
My wife u didn't ask.


Papa Porter Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 7:22 PM

The angel in the car made him do it too, but that part never got published, did it?


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