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Underpants Fail to Mask Robber's Identity

Added 1/1/1990
Friday October 5 8:30 AM ET Underpants Fail to Mask Robber's Identity OSLO (Reuters) - A drunken Norwegian who pulled a pair of underpants over his face and robbed a post ...

Virus Alert

Added 1/1/1990
Watch out for these new viruses. Neither Symantec, Norton, nor McAfee have solutions as yet! The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass ...

Visiting the hospital...

Added 1/1/1990
A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital, when during her tour of floors, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my GOD!" said the ...

Warnings That Should Be On Beer Labels

Added 1/1/1990
Warnings That Should Be On Beer Labels 1. WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 2. WARNING: the consumption of alcohol ...

Weekend Getaway

Added 1/1/1990
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one of the girls suggests they indulge in a little partner-swapping, just as a ...

What Makes 100%

Added 1/1/1990
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a ...

What Southerners Know...

Added 1/1/1990
Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption and that you don't "have" them, but "pitch" them. Nobody but a true Southerner knows how many ...

What to do when you're having a bad day

Added 1/1/1990
For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, when you just need to take it out on someone! Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you ...

Where is God

Added 1/1/1990
There were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents ...

Who's the President

Added 1/1/1990
One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and ...

Why ships are 'she'

Added 1/1/1990
"Ships have a soul, If I remember my history, they are female because originally the ship was the only woman allowed at sea and was treated with deference and respect - and ...

Winnie the Pooh Characters 'Seriously Troubled'

Added 1/1/1990
Wednesday December 13 10:30 AM ET Winnie the Pooh Characters 'Seriously Troubled' TORONTO (Reuters) - Winnie the Pooh, Eeyore, Tigger and Christopher Robin are "seriously ...

You Know You Watch Too Much Star Trek If...

Added 1/1/1990
Your second language is spoken only in the Gamma Quadrant You've ever said "He's dead, Jim." in your best DeForest Kelley voice. You try to find an episode where Kirk says ...

Your tax dollars at work

Added 1/1/1990
The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey has approved $31.7 million for the soundproofing of schools near airports in New Jersey and New York. $2.6 million of that money will ...

A Redneck Christmas

Added 1/1/1990

Angels we have heard on high...

Added 1/1/1990
In the spirit of the season, here's a Christmas angel for all the ladies out there...
angel

Cat Job

Added 1/1/1990
Cat Job

Clinton's New Dog

Added 1/1/1990
As most of you already know, former President Clinton's dog Buddy was killed when he ran out in front of an automobile. A nationwide search is underway to find a replacement for ...

 

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