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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the ...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a
posh hotel. When they get there, one of the girls suggests they
indulge in a little partner-swapping, just as a ...
Friday July 13 7:43 AM ET
Elderly Man Licking Wounds After Cat Attack
QUEBEC CITY (Reuters) - An elderly Canadian man was said to be
recovering on Thursday following a ...
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's ...
Yes, but it's common knowledge that Bill forfeited his soul to Satan
to get where he is today.
Well, that's the short story. Bill actually forfeited his soul simply
for the ...
A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, ...
THE COWBOY WITHOUT A HORSE
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on
strangers, which he was. ...
What I Want In a Man, Original List ... (at age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape
...
Hillary Clinton was walking the grounds of the White House when she came across a little boy with a litter of newborn pups. She asks the boy what kind of puppies they were. He ...
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a ...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
"I'm going fishing."
Really means, "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand
by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by ...
For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, when you just need to take it out on someone! Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you ...
Personally, I don't know which is more bizarre: The fact that the ad
agency thought they could get away with this ad, or that Reuters found
it necessary to explain to its ...
For high school and college graduates, here is a list of 11 things they did
not learn in school. In his book, Bill Gates talks about how feel-good,
politically correct ...
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts. ...
4/1/2001
San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge to officially become the TransAmerica
Bridge.
by contributing editor April Olfos
(SAN FRANCISCO-UPI) The city of San ...
This guy from out of town walks into a local bar for a
drink. After about 2 steps, he realizes he's in a gay bar,
but he thinks, "What the heck, all I really want is a beer." ...
What's Your "Southern" Sign? Some of us (especially Southerners) are
pretty skeptical of horoscopes, and it has become obvious that what we
need are "Southern" symbols:
...
FINALLY... THE TRUE STORY...
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God,
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me ...
Tuesday August 21 8:56 AM ET
Man Chops Off Testicle in Job Protest
LIMA, Peru (Reuters) - A Peruvian man who last year sliced off his penis
to draw attention to his ...
When Santa answers mail...
Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur
for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. ...
When you get older...
You don't know real embarrassment until your hip sets off a metal detector.
She's getting crows feet around her eyes. And I'll tell you, that crow has ...
Two women go out one Friday night, without their husbands.
As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. The only place to stop was a ...
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
Chicago.
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window:
New York.
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all ...
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