What's in a Name 2
This guy from out of town walks into a local bar for a
drink. After about 2 steps, he realizes he's in a gay bar,
but he thinks, "What the heck, all I really want is a beer."
And, he takes a seat at the bar.
The bartender approaches and says, "What's the name of
your penis?" To which the guy replies, "Look, all I want is
a beer. I'm not into all of that." The bartender says,
"I'm sorry. House rules, and all that. I can't serve you
until you tell me the name of your penis."
So, the guy looks to his right and asks the customer next
to him, "So, what's the name of yours?" The customer takes
a swallow from his beer and replies, "Timex." The thirsty
visitor asks, "Why Timex?" The customer says, "Because it
takes a lickin and keeps on tickin."
He was a little shaken by the answer, but he turns to his
left to the customer on his other side and asks, "And,
what's the name of yours?" That customer is sipping on one
of those fruity red-colored drinks with an umbrella stuck in
it. He says, "Well, I call mine Ford."
The guy thinks about it for a moment. "I guess you call
it Ford because quality is job 1?" he asks. "No," says the
gay patron, " But let me ask you, Have you ridden a Ford
lately?"
Now, he's even more shaken, but he's still thirsty and
wants that beer. So, he realizes he must give the bartender
a name for his penis. And, he tells the bartender, "Well,
the name of my penis is Secret. Now, can I have a beer?"
The bartender retrieves a nice cold one and pours it for
the visitor. He looks a little puzzled himself and asks,
"Why Secret?" The customer says, "Strong enough for a man,
but made for a woman!"
