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Added 3/18/1998
More little Johnny! One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, ...
Added 3/18/1998
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains ...
Added 3/18/1998
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, ...
Added 3/17/1998
It is reported that the following edition of the Book of Genesis was
discovered in the Dead Seal Scrolls. If authentic, it would shed light
on the question, "Where do pets come ...
Added 3/15/1998
The Top 14 Nicknames for the President's Member
14. The Speaker of the House
13. Free Willy
12. Presidential Erection
11. The Sin Doctor
10. Hail to the Beef
9. ...
Added 3/12/1998
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded
by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he
says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm ...
Added 3/12/1998
IT'S ALL IN THE INTERPRETATION
WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n.
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and
psychological longing one seeks to have ...
Added 3/12/1998
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle
me Elmo dolls". It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the
boss told her to report for ...
Added 3/10/1998
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of
Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out
of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes ...
Added 3/8/1998
Triple Shots
A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot 3 times in the stomach. She ...
Added 3/5/1998
THE TROUBLE WITH COUNTRY......
There was once a medical student specializing in pathology who truly
wanted to excel in his studies. Without fail, he would daily visit the ...
Added 3/5/1998
DOG FIGHT
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that
if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the
whole world.
One ...
Added 3/5/1998
Two engineers were standing in the park. One had a new bike. The
other said, "Nice bike. How much?" The first said, "It was free." The
other asked, "Wow, how did you get it for ...
Added 3/5/1998
Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished,
she asked her gynecologist how things looked. He said he was pleased,
and that she was in great shape. ...
Added 3/5/1998
A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled ...
Added 3/5/1998
COULD IT BE?
An older gentleman was standing at a bus stop, observing a young
man with orange, green, and blue spiked hair, a pierced nose ring,
and colored eye makeup.
...
Added 3/4/1998
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his
4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole
event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 ...
Added 3/4/1998
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides ...
Added 3/4/1998
A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their ...
Added 3/3/1998
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.
Finally the ...
Added 3/2/1998
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his ...
Added 2/27/1998
IF:
...you can start the day without caffeine,
...you and get going without pep pills,
...you can always be cheerful ignoring aches and pains,
...you can resist ...
Added 2/25/1998
Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several Nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be ...
Added 2/24/1998
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy ...
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