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Added 8/2/2000
Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called GILLIGAN'S ISLAND. There is, however, a dark secret about this "comedy" you may never have realized. The island is a direct ...
Added 7/26/2000
The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and ...
Added 7/26/2000
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and ...
Added 7/26/2000
WARNING Issued By The Southern Tourism Bureau To All Visiting Yankees
1) Don't order steak at the Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day,
so let them cook ...
Added 7/18/2000
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent which is being
renovated, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they
must not get even a drop of paint on ...
Added 7/18/2000
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer...
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and
start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on ...
Added 7/13/2000
An older Polish man marries a younger Polish lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. In order to ...
Added 7/13/2000
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they
spin to OZ. After a long walk down the yellow brick road, they finally
make it to the Emerald City and come ...
Added 7/7/2000
MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick
behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
TOY TEST
Obtain a 55 gallon box of Legos (or ...
Added 7/5/2000
FROM: Pat Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: Everyone
RE: Christmas Party
DATE: December 1
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place ...
Added 7/5/2000
Life`s Mathematics ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = ...
Added 7/3/2000
Here is a new set of rules for editing your writing.
1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a ...
Added 6/28/2000
A traveling salesman rings the doorbell and 10-year-old Little Johnny
answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little
boy, is your mother home?"
...
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Added 6/27/2000
Doesn't this make your job seem better?
A C-141 transport aircraft was preparing for departure from a base in
Thule, Greenland. They had been waiting for the truck to arrive ...
Added 6/27/2000
Some years ago, the Sultan of Brunei was becoming angry
as he had six children, all girls, and therefore had no son and
heir. Imagine his joy when one of his wives finally ...
Added 6/25/2000
Winterize your lawn, the big sign outside the garden store
commanded. I've fed it, watered it, mowed it, raked it and
watched a lot of it die anyway. Now I m supposed to ...
Added 6/13/2000
REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS DIFFICULT TO LEARN
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it ...
Added 6/13/2000
THINGS YOU CAN'T SAY WITH A HALLMARK
"Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder: What the f_ck was I thinking"
"Congratulations on your ...
Added 6/12/2000
Have you ever wished you could remember Norm's greetings on Cheers?
1. "What's shaking Norm?"
"All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
2. "What's new Normie?"
...
Added 5/22/2000
TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO'S HAD ENOUGH . . .
If you think you're fat, you probably are . Don't ask us. We refuse to
answer.
Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's ...
Added 5/17/2000
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the
wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
"How should I know, that's ...
Added 5/12/2000
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.
Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds - I celebrate
By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paper ...
Added 5/12/2000
A little boy asked his Father, "What is politics?"
Father replied, "Let me put it this way: I am the breadwinner of the
family, so we will call me Capitalism. Your Mother is ...
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