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Abe Lincoln (quick one)

Added 10/28/2001
Did you hear Abe Lincoln was Jewish? He was shot in the temple!

Pinocchio

Added 10/28/2001
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were making love. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Ghepetto to see if he could help. ...

I Am Thankful

Added 10/27/2001
I AM THANKFUL FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, NOT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES, BECAUSE ...

Dead Cat Test

Added 10/25/2001
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive. "Dead," she was informed. "How do you know?", she asked. "Because I pissed in his ear ...

Push

Added 10/25/2001
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of ...

You know you are overweight when...

Added 10/25/2001
- you launch your see-saw partner into the next county. - it takes less water to fill the bath tub than it used to. - the school plays Pomp and Circumference when you ...

Instructions

Added 10/25/2001
Instructions

New Weapon

Added 10/25/2001
New weapon in the war on terrorism...
Anti-Jihad weapon

Taliban Singles Online

Added 10/25/2001
There is dating in Afghanistan...  <IMAGE>

They weren't terrorists, but...

Added 10/24/2001
F-16 Jets Force Plane Down In Citrus County F-16 fighter jets were called into action Tuesday night in Citrus County to force a plane down. Authorities said that the plane ...

Dream

Added 10/22/2001
Saddam Hussein had a dream and called President George W. Bush to tell him about it... "I had a dream about the United States. I could see the whole country and over every ...

Quote of the Week 3

Added 10/21/2001
"My interest is not to simplify things for the other side but to complexify them, if that is a word." - Donald Rumsfeld, US Secretary of Defense

You knew these were coming...

Added 10/21/2001
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing... yet. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52... F-16... B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national ...

No Shit!

Added 10/17/2001
No Shit

Suicide bombers

Added 10/16/2001
It has been reported that bin Laden has been recruiting suicide bombers from India. We now have proof of a new wave of attacks from the sky but there is little to fear, the ...

Quote of the Week 4

Added 10/15/2001
Why do they hate us? It just may be because of "Gilligan's Island." Viewed through the prism of America's enemies, it's easy to see how the "Gilligan's Island" gang represents ...

Afghan Rocket Launcher

Added 10/13/2001
Afghan rocket launcher

New Terrorist Leader Identified

Added 10/12/2001
I think we may have identified another of the terrorist leaders. Take a look at this photo taken at a recent anti-American protest in Dhaka, Bangladesh. Pay close attention to ...

Pacifists

Added 10/11/2001
What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid, naïve, hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:  1) Approach dumb rich ignorant ...

A Tribute

Added 10/9/2001
Note: I normally avoid sending out links to other websites, but this is among the best of the tribute sites I've seen relating to the events of September 11th. - ed. ...

Church

Added 10/8/2001
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. ...

A Moral Question

Added 10/7/2001
I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The situation: You are in the Middle East, and there is a ...

Quote of the Week 5

Added 10/7/2001
They say how will you fight bombs and missiles... let's show them how we will fight the Americans, remove one shoe and raise it... We will fight with these, we will beat their ...

 

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