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Here are some quotes from Hollywood Squares Game Show in the 70's, when
game show's responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are
now. God bless Paul Lynde, Rose ...
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the ...
Apparently concerned about the misinterpretation of language at this
highly charged time, Reuters's head of global news, Stephen Jukes, has
directed his staff to avoid the word ...
This is a real, honest-to-god, piece of SPAM (junk mail) that
I received recently, back before Enron and Worldcom and
other as yet undisclosed corporate crimes.
It's a ...
WOW.....if Disney only knew!
CINDERELLA
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy ...
Did you hear Abe Lincoln was Jewish?
He was shot in the temple!
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain
about splinters when they were making love. Pinocchio, therefore,
went to visit Ghepetto to see if he could help. ...
I AM THANKFUL FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT BECAUSE SHE IS
HOME WITH ME, NOT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES, BECAUSE ...
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive.
"Dead," she was informed. "How do you know?", she asked. "Because I pissed in his
ear ...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the
morning. "I'm not getting out of ...
- you launch your see-saw partner into the next county.
- it takes less water to fill the bath tub than it used to.
- the school plays Pomp and Circumference when you ...
F-16 Jets Force Plane Down In Citrus County
F-16 fighter jets were called into action Tuesday night in Citrus County
to force a plane down.
Authorities said that the plane ...
Saddam Hussein had a dream and called President George W. Bush to tell
him about it...
"I had a dream about the United States. I could see the whole country and
over every ...
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed
couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special
requirements for new parishioners. ...
The IRA have hijacked the Goodyear blimp - they've just bounced it off Big Ben for the 12th time.
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until
recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure
of different sexual activities. Now ...
Q: How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder.
1. WHY ARE MEN SUCH JERKS?
It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer
from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a ...
Thursday September 13 8:57 AM ET
Did Nostradamus Really Predict New York Attack?
By Geert De Clercq
SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Internet chat rooms are abuzz with talk that 16th ...
Bill of Rights restated
State Representative Mitchell Kaye of Georgia wrote the following:
We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
everyone get ...
Have you ever wondered what would happen if everyone jumped up and down
all at the same time? Well, thanks to modern science, we now have an answer...
Friday September 7 9:55 ...
Dear Friends:
It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury
spokesperson, The ...
It was reported today that at a White House staff meeting last week
there was a heated discussion about the health of Vice President Cheney
and his angina problem. President ...
It's that Time of the Year!
Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and ...
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