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1. Ahhh... I see the f_ck-up fairy has visited us again...
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for ...
Added 4/21/2002
What US president once said "It is a good thing I am not a woman, as I would
always be pregnant, for I cannot say no"
Added 4/20/2002
I don't usually links to other websites, but when I stumbled across this one
while wandering the outer fringes of the Internet, I knew I had to make an
exception...
(Be ...
Added 4/17/2002
Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely there
C - Could do with a little more
D - Damn good
DD - Damn - Double Delight
E ...
Added 4/15/2002
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on
the ...
Added 4/15/2002
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, You're it.
2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red ...
Added 4/14/2002
Ever wonder what happened to all those celebrities who promised to leave the country if George W. Bush was elected president?
The original statements:
Eddie Vedder - "I'm ...
Added 4/12/2002
When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your
nurse, even when you're feeling miserable. A bossy
businessman learned this the hard way after ordering
his nurses around ...
Added 4/11/2002
It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the
kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: ...
Added 4/8/2002
Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy."
Steve Martin: "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? ...
Added 4/4/2002
A 12 year old girl discovered a new way to deal with flashers. According to the Virginian-Pilot, when the man exposed himself she simply reached out, grabbed is zipper, and ...
Added 4/4/2002
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked ...
Added 4/4/2002
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so
he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife,
Heather, had already awakened though, and she
was downstairs preparing ...
Added 4/2/2002
Right before Christmas I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was ...
Added 4/1/2002
Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another? Where are their priorities?
Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your ...
Added 3/31/2002
"What about Pepe LePew? His chasing of unwilling females surely sends the
message to children that's it's OK to stalk [women] and attack them if they
resist. Plus, because he's ...
Added 3/29/2002
According to the British newspaper The Mirror, Susie Stephens, the world's leading expert on road safety, was recently in St. Louis coordinating a conference on, as one might ...
Added 3/24/2002
Here's one you can debate at church:
There were three good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business .
2. He lived at home until he was 33. ...
Added 3/23/2002
Father O'Reily woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an
exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just
had to play golf. So... he told the Associate ...
Added 3/23/2002
An elderly Florida couple, Sam and Bessie, are vacationing in Las Vegas.
Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale
one day, he buys them, wears ...
Added 3/21/2002
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies." He responded.
"Oh. Killing ...
Added 3/19/2002
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the
body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer were
sent for. Daryl went in ...
Added 3/19/2002
Three sons left home, went out on their own, and prospered. Getting
Back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their
elderly mother.
The first ...
Added 3/18/2002
1. Thou shall not rent the movie "Chocolat"
2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed ...
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