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Skateboarding Dog

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Don't really know much about this clip. But the dog's name is Tyson. And he's very cool.

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Spots

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Little Johnny (on philosophy)

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LITTLE JOHNNY ON... PHILOSOPHY: A Teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" He replies, "None, they ...

After Bar Closing

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One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble ...

Cowboy Logic

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There is no arguing with cowboy logic. A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote ...

Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...

New Trivia Coming Soon

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The answer to the last question, for anyone left wondering...

Advertising

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The Manbottle Library is now accepting advertising at very competitive rates.  Viewership is approximately 250,000 page views per month.

Dog Fight

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If only it were this easy... Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would ...

Better than Notstradamus

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Better than Nostradamus?  <IMAGE>

Golf

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next ...

To Women Everywhere...

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TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO'S HAD ENOUGH . . . If you think you're fat, you probably are . Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's ...

Cowboy Wisdom

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Cowboy Wisdom Don't squat with your spurs on. Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole ...

Things you learn from the movies

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1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not. 2. At least one of a pair of identical twins ...

Laboratory Tests

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Laboratory Tests Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying? 1st Child: I came here for a blood test. ...

College letter

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Dear Mom and Dad: It has been four months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing and am very sorry for my thoughtlessness. I will bring you up to date now, ...

Jet Fuel

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A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics are in the hanger at JFK airport in New York; it's fogged over and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the ...

Ravenous Wolves

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From Outpost.com

The Proper Way to Pronounce Oklahoma

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The proper way to pronounce "Oklahoma" is ...
okla_homa

FAQ

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Frequently Asked Questions

Decisions, Decisions

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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. ...

Golf Instructions?

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SIGN POSTED AT A GOLF CLUB IN Pendleton, Oregon    1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART    2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.    3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.  ...

 

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