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Fruit of the Loom

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The other morning I took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the hell?" I said to myself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when I shook them out. "Jeanette," I ...

Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...

Christmas Songs

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Who wrote the Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"?

Mental Health Hotline

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Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If ...

Lawyer Jokes

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The post office just recalled their newest stamps: they had pictures of lawyers on them...and the people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. How are an apple and a ...

Osama bin Laden and the 72 Virgins

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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him: "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells ...

New Gasoline Code

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Texas Math

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A business owner in Texas was confused about paying an invoice minus the early payment discount, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her ...

Santa's Little Helpers

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I suppose this explains why he's always so jolly...
Santa's little helpers

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Metrics

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USEFUL METRIC CONVERSIONS 1 million microphones: 1 phone 1 million phones: 1 megaphone 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds 10 ...

Recollections of Easter (The Easter Egg Hunt)

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by Curtis Wiggins This is a paraphrased recollection of an actual conversation I had with my mother when I was about four or five… Me: What’s an easter egg hunt? Mom: We take ...

The Proper Way to Pronounce Oklahoma

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The proper way to pronounce "Oklahoma" is ...
okla_homa

Rectum Stretcher

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Network Blitz While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a ...

Cat Haiku

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You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. I need a new toy. Tail of black dog keeps good time. Pounce! Good dog! Good dog! ...

A Redneck Christmas

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New Trivia Coming Soon

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The answer to the last question, for anyone left wondering...

Good Advice From Grandpa

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I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the internet, but from a mentor, and on a ...

Batman and Robin

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Who provided the voice of Robin on TV's "Superfriends"?

Mount Vernon

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What war established the military career of the man for whom Mount Vernon is named?

Jobs I Have Done

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, ...

 

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