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I am a BAD American.
I like big cars, big guns, and big tits. I believe the money I make
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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...
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100 FUN WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER
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This blonde walked into a store and after looking around says, "Can I please buy that TV?" The clerk says, "Sorry we don't serve blondes here."
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Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a Computer Programmer. Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life? A: He could, if he used the ...
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I ...
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy in Opp , Alabama . He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New ...
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When you take a long time, you're slow.
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Imagine a Victorian-era British major-general. He is a military man, an explorer, a scholar, a scientist, an artist, et cetera. He's the type of guy that straps on a pith helmet to go stomping around Africa ...
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Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to
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Dear Mr. Baker:
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I have some very useless things lying around my house. The most obvious are our two cats. My wife would disagree with me on this point. Not that I have ...
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From me ("the Wishor") to you (hereinafter called the "Wishee"): Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially ...
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the ...
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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer
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Every Saturday morning Fred goes fishing. He gets up early and eager, makes
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Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use "as is", or ...
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It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the
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Michael Jackson describes his September 11th experience in the March issue of Vibe... "I was in New York (after performing at Madison Square Garden on Sept. 7 and 10), and I got ...
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