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Extraterrestrial Culture Day

Monday, March 10, 2003   (1 post)
New Mexico State Representative Dan Foley has proposed that the state declare the second Thursday of February to be "Extraterrestrial Culture Day", according to ...

Quote of the Day

Monday, March 10, 2003   (1 post)
"We're trying to figure out what kind of a disaster is taking place, and it's some guy trying to give the governor a two-for-one." - North Dakota ...

(Really Weird) Quote of the Day

Monday, March 10, 2003   (1 post)
"My relationship to sheep is a bit ambivalent now. I like them, but not when they come flying through the air." - Per Kristian Hagen, concert-goer who had ...

If only more companies could do this...

Monday, March 10, 2003   (1 post)
Two New Zealand companies, Teamtalk Ltd and MCS Digital Ltd, were involved in a dispute over a mobile radio network, but rather than spend the money on laywers ...

Donald Kaufman Fan Club

For those who saw last week's Manbottle Trivia question about Donald Kaufman, I received the following email today... DONALD KAUFMAN NOT REAL? ...

World's Largest Cheeto

Wednesday, March 12, 2003   (2 posts)
The AP reports that the world's largest Cheeto is moving to Algona, Iowa, population 5,700.  The five inch long, six inch diameter Cheeto will be the ...

Gay Divorce recognized, even if gay marriage is not

Friday, March 7, 2003   (1 post)
Texas judge Tom Mulvaney granted a divorce to Russell Smith and John Anthony, a couple from Beaumont, Texas, according to an AP report.  Texas does not ...

Quote of the Day (Hooters Air)

Sunday, May 15, 2005   (2 posts)
"A lot of people today don't have a lot to smile about, we want to transcend that." - Robert Brooks, chairman of Hooters of America and owner of ...

Just to make sure

Thursday, March 6, 2003   (1 post)
Frances Polack, an 85-year-old widow and former nurse, is so determined that doctors not try to revive her, that she had "Do Not Resuscitate" tattooed across ...

Quote of the Day

Thursday, March 6, 2003   (1 post)
West Virginia is erecting a statue to honor the state's female military veterans on the grounds of the state Capitol.  The statue depicts a muscular ...

What's the number for 411?

Thursday, March 6, 2003   (1 post)
An unidentified woman in Palm Springs, California, misdailed the number for information, dialing the emergency number 911 instead of the information number 411, ...

What does THIS mean?

Thursday, September 28, 2006   (1 post)
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Seemed like a good idea at the time

Wednesday, March 5, 2003   (1 post)
Oklahoma City officials shut down a public access TV program which aired photos of prostitutes and their customers.  According to Reuters, the program was ...

Human Shield Update

In case you were wondering how those human shields were doing down in Iraq... full story:  http://story.new

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, March 5, 2003   (1 post)
"You can't drink gin and tonic in the middle of the night dear, you must have a whisky and soda because it will give you energy." - Margaret Thatcher, ...

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, March 5, 2003   (1 post)
"Things can get dangerous in Towner County." - Vaughn Klier, Sheriff of Towner County, North Dakota.  The county is currently under seige by a ...

Haven't we all wanted to do this at one point or another...

Wednesday, March 5, 2003   (1 post)
George Doughty of Lafayette, Colorado spent the night in jail after a shooting incident in his own bar, according to the AP.  The victim of the shooting ...

That's show biz...

Wednesday, March 5, 2003   (1 post)
The Los Angeles times reports today that the translated voice of Saddam Hussein in the recent CBS interview with Dan Rather was an actor hired specifically for ...

Ever wonder what happened to Doogie Howser MD?

He's on broadway now... Here's a picture from CNN of Neil Patrick Harris, in the role of The Emcee in "Cabaret" ...

Just when you thought Michael Jackson couldn't possibly get any weirder...

Tuesday, March 4, 2003   (1 post)
... comes these new revelations from Vanity Fair magazine: (Roughly in order of ascending weirdness) - He is broke... about $240 million in ...

Probably wasn't a good idea anyway

Monday, March 3, 2003   (1 post)
The Philippine Star newspaper reports that the Roman Catholic Church will no longer allow Philippine patron's confessions to be sent in via e-mail, fax, or ...

Further proof that our civilization is doomed

Monday, March 3, 2003   (1 post)
Reuters reports that Karl-Friedrich Lenze of Berlin has applied for a license to open a brothel - for dogs.  Says Lenze, "If dogs can't get what they ...

David Wells not drunk

Monday, April 19, 2004   (3 posts)
Recently we reported that in David Wells autobiography he claimed he was "half-drunk" when he pitched a perfect game for the NY Yankees in 1998.  According ...

 

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