News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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The latest in sportswear from Tel Aviv...
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Monday, March 17, 2003 (1 post)
Guess what was on the dinner menu at the Azores summit, recently attended by President Bush, and Prime Ministers Blair and Aznar?
Anwer: Filet Cordon ...
Monday, March 17, 2003 (1 post)
Reuters reports today that Didier Julia, a French parlaimentarian, is suggesting that Pope John Paul go to Bahgdad to serve as a human shield to stop the ...
Tuesday, April 1, 2003 (3 posts)
If you live in Maryland, you will soon be able to reach a library anytime, night or day, according to AP reports. Says Maryland AskUsNow! project ...
Monday, March 17, 2003 (1 post)
"Joe, I don't do nuance."
- President George W. Bush, to Senator Joe Biden, when asked by the senator to consider the nuance of a particular situation.
a picture from the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln...
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From left to right Barroso, Blair, Bush, and Aznar. (No one told Barroso he was supposed to wear a blue tie.)
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Sunday, March 16, 2003 (2 posts)
"Just so you know, we're ashamed the president of the United States is from Texas."
- Natalie Maines, of the Dixie Chicks, while performing in concert ...
Sunday, March 16, 2003 (2 posts)
"It's difficult to take the French serious."
- Vice President Dick Cheney
As we reported earlier, Algona, Iowa is now home to the world's largest Cheeto. Here's a picture...
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Thursday, March 13, 2003 (1 post)
Hell, just make your own joke for this one...
Thursday, March 13, 2003 (1 post)
In St. Peter's Basilica in Rome there is, as one might expect, a marble statue of St. Peter. In Peter's left hand he holds the keys to the kingdom ...
Monday, November 27, 2023 (29 posts)
At the request of its citizens the Boston city council will begin looking into whether the city's population of bedbugs is increasing, according to the ...
Tuesday, September 12, 2023 (4 posts)
The AP reports that a Wyoming ski resort is changing the name of one of its mountains. The mountain known as "Mary's Nipple" will be renamed to simply ...
Thursday, March 13, 2003 (1 post)
"There are a limited number of mathematical formulas for hit songs. We don't know why."
- Mike McCready, CEO of Polyphonic HMI, a company that ...
Thursday, March 13, 2003 (1 post)
Reuters reports that a German court sentenced a 19-year-old who stole a laptop computer to dig the victim a new swimming pool. Should take about three ...
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Wednesday, March 12, 2003 (1 post)
According to a poll by BBC London and mobile phone company Orange...
10. "He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy" - Life of Brian
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"Of course, in good food tradition, the French claim to be the inventors of our beloved fries. Anyway, we modest Belgians don't mind the French claim, ...
Myers: About this tall...
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Rumsfeld: No, ...
Thursday, March 13, 2003 (4 posts)
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Tuesday, March 11, 2003 (1 post)
Entertainer Madonna has signed a deal with Penguin Group to publish a series of five childrens books. For the first book, rumor has it she is considering ...
Tuesday, March 11, 2003 (1 post)
The US House of Representatives will no longer serve french fries in their cafeterias, according to the AP. A sign by the cash register reads "Update. Now ...
Tuesday, May 30, 2023 (2 posts)
"There are lots of houses that are adjacent to our fence line or close to it. Sometimes they see and hear things that gets them nervous."
-Bill Harlow, CIA ...
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