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Elvis the Cabbie

full story:  http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&ncid=816&e=15&u=/ap/20030707/ap_on_fe_st/elvis_cabbie

Clever SPAM

Sunday, July 6, 2003   (2 posts)
Got this in my inbox today.  At first I was puzzled, then I realized what was going on.  IF they get you to reply to their info@ email address, then ...

Worst Website Design Ever

Thursday, December 13, 2018   (4 posts)
I don't normally like to pick on other website designers, because everybody's got their own style, their own ideas, and you know, why can't we all ...

World's Worst Homing Pigeon

Wednesday, July 2, 2003   (1 post)
Billy the pigeon was supposed to fly from Northern France back to his home in Liverpool, England.  He wound up in Staten Island, New York, instead, ...

Quote of the Day

Thursday, December 19, 2024   (113 posts)
"The only way to get rid of drug addiction in Kuwait is to legalize alcohol." - Mohammad Rashed al-Hefaiti, candidate for the Kuwaiti parliament. 

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, July 1, 2003   (1 post)
"I am looking very forward to experiencing this toilet myself so I can walk out of the toilet feeling happy." - Lim Swee Say, Singapore's Environment ...

Celebrity Trifecta

Friday, September 12, 2003   (5 posts)
Who's gonna be #3 this time? 1) Katharine Hepburn 2) Buddy Hackett 3)

National Do Not Call List

Tuesday, July 1, 2003   (1 post)
In case you haven't heard already, the National Do Not Call List is officially up and running.  They signed up about 750,000 by 5:00 PM the first ...

Fortunately, there are sub-titles

Tuesday, July 8, 2003   (3 posts)
Mel Gibson spent $25 million making the film "The Passion", about the last 12 hours of the life of Christ.  For total accuracy, the film was performed in ...

Quote of the Day

Sunday, June 29, 2003   (1 post)
But then [after base camp] there's about another 150 meters of glacier. That could be difficult." - Annie Seel, who plans to ride a motorcycle up the ...

Government in Action

Sunday, June 29, 2003   (1 post)
The city of Mesa, Arizona built two new bus shelters along Broadway Road, at a cost of $32,000, according to the AP.  The only problem is, the buses ...

Survived SARS?  Get the T-shirt

[IMAGE] (Personally, I'm waiting for the Monkey Pox T-shirt.)

And you thought you had trouble with the phone company...

Monday, June 23, 2003   (1 post)
Mohammad Ismail of Dhaka, Bangladesh just got telephone service.  According to the AP, he applied for the service back in May... of 1976.  Says ...

Only in California

Monday, June 23, 2003   (1 post)
Reuters reports that Jeri Lyons, of the non-profit organization Final Passages, has been conducting a successful series of seminars on do-it-yourself home ...

New York bars fight back

Monday, June 23, 2003   (1 post)
Bars and restaraunts in the state of New York are protesting the recent anti-smoking legislation in that state - by turning off their lottery machines, ...

Quote of the Day

Monday, June 23, 2003   (1 post)
"If you look at the girls in an innocent way it's not a sin but a way of thanking the Lord." - Father Carlo Crucianelli, of Civita Castellana, Italy, ...

Quote of the Day

Monday, June 23, 2003   (1 post)
"I'm very proud of Stripperella.  She's my alter ego - strong, smart and sexy and, let's face it, a bit of a slut." - Pamela Anderson

Make up your own joke for this one...

Saturday, July 5, 2003   (1 post)
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