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Rectum Stretcher

Added 4/22/2004
Network Blitz While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a ...

Mount Vernon

Added 4/19/2004
What war established the military career of the man for whom Mount Vernon is named?

National Anthems

Added 4/12/2004
What was the first national anthem?

Geography 2

Added 4/6/2004
What do Liechtenstein and Uzbekistan have in common?

Family Transportation

Added 3/29/2004
Why are station wagons called "station wagons"?

Urban Legends

Added 3/22/2004
To my friends, thanks to you sending me urban legend chain letters in 2003: I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains. I ...

Famous Physicists

Added 3/22/2004
Why did Sir Isaac Newton dress up in disguise and hang out in bars?

Fruit of the Loom

Added 3/18/2004
The other morning I took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the hell?" I said to myself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when I shook them out. "Jeanette," I ...

The Best Resignation Letter Ever

Added 3/16/2004
Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards! Dear Mr. Baker: As a graduate of an ...

Pet Products

Added 3/16/2004
Who, according to legend, invented the cat door?

Puns for Intellectuals

Added 3/8/2004
1. Two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess stops them and says "sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger." 2. NASA recently sent a ...

Auto Racing

Added 3/8/2004
Who are the only two drivers to ever win both the Indy 500 and the Daytona 500?

Medical Misprints

Added 3/3/2004
Here are some funny typos and grammatical errors from medical documents: * The patient is a 15-year-old male who struck a wall because he was angry with his left hand. * I ...

Rome

Added 2/29/2004
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less ...

Cajun Fishing Tale

Added 2/24/2004
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa night crawlers. He be about reddy to leave when he seed a snake wit a big frog in his mout. He knowed dat dem ...

See Rock City

Added 2/24/2004
What popular recreational pastime was patented and franchised by the founders of Rock City?

Abbott & Costello in the 21st Century

Added 2/21/2004
ABBOTT: Fry's Electronics. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the ...

Colonoscopies

Added 2/16/2004
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy Doc, you're ...

Valentine's Day Poetry

Added 2/16/2004
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line: Love may be beautiful, love may be ...

The Uncanny Valley

Added 2/16/2004
What is the "uncanny valley"?

WHO AM I

Added 2/11/2004
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the driveway, his wonder is cut ...

You might have grown up in the 80s if...

Added 2/9/2004
You remember Don Johnson when he was "cool" You know who shot J.R You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered something of a sex symbol You practice ...

Man on the Moon

Added 2/9/2004
Who was the last person to set foot on the moon?

Computer Geek Trivia

Added 2/2/2004
When engineer David Bradley said "I may have invented it, but Bill Gates made it famous", to what was he referring?

 

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