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What Southerners Know...

Added 1/1/1990
Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption and that you don't "have" them, but "pitch" them. Nobody but a true Southerner knows how many ...

What to do when you're having a bad day

Added 1/1/1990
For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, when you just need to take it out on someone! Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you ...

Where is God

Added 1/1/1990
There were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents ...

Who's the President

Added 1/1/1990
One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and ...

Why ships are 'she'

Added 1/1/1990
"Ships have a soul, If I remember my history, they are female because originally the ship was the only woman allowed at sea and was treated with deference and respect - and ...

Winnie the Pooh Characters 'Seriously Troubled'

Added 1/1/1990
Wednesday December 13 10:30 AM ET Winnie the Pooh Characters 'Seriously Troubled' TORONTO (Reuters) - Winnie the Pooh, Eeyore, Tigger and Christopher Robin are "seriously ...

You Know You Watch Too Much Star Trek If...

Added 1/1/1990
Your second language is spoken only in the Gamma Quadrant You've ever said "He's dead, Jim." in your best DeForest Kelley voice. You try to find an episode where Kirk says ...

Your tax dollars at work

Added 1/1/1990
The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey has approved $31.7 million for the soundproofing of schools near airports in New Jersey and New York. $2.6 million of that money will ...

A Redneck Christmas

Added 1/1/1990

Angels we have heard on high...

Added 1/1/1990
In the spirit of the season, here's a Christmas angel for all the ladies out there...
angel

Ass Orgy License Plate

Added 1/1/1990
This is not a vanity plate, just an unfortunate combination of letters and numbers...
Ass Orgy

Being First...

Added 1/1/1990
Sometimes being first...

Beware of the Dog

Added 1/1/1990
Beware of the Dog

Bone China

Added 1/1/1990
So THAT'S what they mean by "bone china"...
bone china

Cat Job

Added 1/1/1990
Cat Job

Child Abuse in the 80's

Added 1/1/1990
child abuse in the 80's

Chinese Olympic Weight-lifting Team

Added 1/1/1990
In preparation for the 2008 Olympics in Bejing... 
Ying-ying

Clinton's New Dog

Added 1/1/1990
As most of you already know, former President Clinton's dog Buddy was killed when he ran out in front of an automobile. A nationwide search is underway to find a replacement for ...

Cluepon

Added 1/1/1990
Cluepon

Communicating with cards

Added 1/1/1990
The next time someone hands you one of "those" cards in a parking lot, you can hand this back to them...
card

Competition in the Shipping Industry Heats Up

Added 1/1/1990
This was bound to happen sooner or later...
UPS / FedEx

Confusion (part 2)

Added 1/1/1990
Confusion

Cooking Your Palm

Added 1/1/1990
Okay, suppose your spiffy new Palm Pilot gets wet in the rain. So you put in the oven, just for a few minutes, to dry it out. Now suppose you forget it's in there, then ...

 

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