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A local preacher was paying a visit to one of his church members on a Friday night, and heard a loud laughter and the sounds of a party as he approached.
He knocked on the door ...
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A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and
falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes
up she sees that she is no longer ...
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TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"
"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl accidentally kills the
first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers ...
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THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell
her I just met the girl ...
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Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his ...
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I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who
fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-lax in ...
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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
As every cat owner knows, you don't really own a cat, the cats owns you.
...
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So, this guy is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He
reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon
further and shouts:
"Excuse me, can ...
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THOU SHALT NOT SKIM FLAVOR FROM THE HOLIDAYS
By Craig Wilson, USA TODAY
I hate this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but because it's the ...
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God Created Women.
God created woman and she had 3 breasts.
He then asked the woman, "Is there anything
you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of ...
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H E A V E N
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.
Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell
the first one, "Heaven's ...
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I was out shopping at a department store. The store was having
a promotion for US Father's Day titled "Time Out for Dad."
A mother was pushing a 3 year old girl in a stroller ...
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TOP 10 OLD FOLKS' PARTY GAMES
1. Sag - You're It!
2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear
4. Kick the Bucket
5. Red Rover, Red ...
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1. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.
2. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Tecumseh, Okemah and Chickasha.
3. You know ...
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A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor
traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless
hour for his case to ...
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it )
If you farted consistently ...
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Well, it is now the Christmas season, and I think
it is time for the twelve letters of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Ave.
Beaver Valley, CO
Dec. 14, ...
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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression ...
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Friday October 5 8:30 AM ET
Underpants Fail to Mask Robber's Identity
OSLO (Reuters) - A drunken Norwegian who pulled a pair of underpants over his face and robbed a post ...
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Watch out for these new viruses. Neither Symantec, Norton, nor McAfee have solutions as yet!
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass ...
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A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital, when
during her tour of floors, she passed a room where a male patient
was masturbating.
"Oh my GOD!" said the ...
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Warnings That Should Be On Beer Labels
1. WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
2. WARNING: the consumption of alcohol ...
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Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a
posh hotel. When they get there, one of the girls suggests they
indulge in a little partner-swapping, just as a ...
Added 1/1/1990
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a ...
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