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Picture of George W. Bush choking the turkey

Thursday, December 2, 2004 (6 posts)
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Fries not included

Wednesday, October 16, 2024 (8 posts)
This just in from our "You can buy anything on eBay" department... A grilled cheese sandwich containing an image of the Virgin Mary

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, November 17, 2004 (2 posts)
"I still am having fun. ... Right now, I just have no plans of going anywhere." - Michael Powell, chairman of the FCC, who intends to keep working to keep ...

Quote of the Day

Sunday, November 21, 2004 (3 posts)
"Every time I have been out in the public with an I-69 button on my lapel, teenagers point and snicker at it." - John Hostettler, US Representative from ...

There's No Saving Private Ryan

Tuesday, November 23, 2004 (3 posts)
Due to increased scrutiny from the FCC, tonight's ABC broadcast of "Saving Private Ryan" will not be seen in the following cities... Atlanta Austin ...

Make up your own joke here...

Saturday, November 25, 2023 (11 posts)
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Important Safety Tip

Wednesday, November 10, 2004 (1 post)
If you are going to try "car surfing", make sure your driver has a basic understanding of physics... Full story: ...

But it's NOT a crusade...

Monday, January 3, 2005 (10 posts)
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Tuesday, February 8, 2005 (22 posts)
"Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from ...

Website Pick - How America Voted (by county)

Saturday, February 24, 2024 (1 post)
You already know what the electoral college state map looks like. But take a look at the county-by-county map (second map on the page). Interesting. ...

Lions 1, Christians 0

Monday, November 8, 2004 (2 posts)
Full story: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=4&u=/nm/odd_taiwan_lion_dc

New from Japan...

Monday, November 15, 2004 (5 posts)
DVD's... Made entirely from CORN! ...

(European) Quote of the Day

Wednesday, June 17, 2020 (16 posts)
"How can 59,054,087 people be so dumb?" - Daily Mirror (UK) "Oh, God" - Guardian (UK) "Oops — they did it again" - Tageszeitung (Germany)

Gayest. Hat. Ever.

Saturday, December 4, 2004 (5 posts)
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Inaccurate information

Saturday, February 5, 2005 (8 posts)
Your Einstein's Riddle page says that Einstein wrote the riddle "early in the 19th century". Einstein was born in 1876. You may have meant to ...

Website Pick - Hitchhiker's Guide game is now on-line

Saturday, December 4, 2004 (2 posts)
Warning - Worktime Wasting Potential: High http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/game.shtml They've adapted the old InfoCom game, and ...

Is Bush losing the redneck vote?

Saturday, December 4, 2004 (4 posts)
Here we see Janice King, member of a small but growing new political movement, "Rednecks for Kerry"... ...

Website Pick - How the Guardian intents to influence the US election

Tuesday, October 17, 2023 (10 posts)
The Guardian (UK) had a plan to influence the US election by asking its readers to write to voters in Ohio. They seemed genuinly surprised at the level of ...

Website pick - Borg Pony

Saturday, December 4, 2004 (3 posts)
For those who remember My Little Pony and are Star Trek fans...

Website Pick - Jon Stewart on CNN's Crossfire

Wednesday, October 20, 2004 (1 post)
At one point Jon calls Tucker Carlson a "dick". Not THAT'S good television... http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2652831

Quote of the Day

Thursday, October 21, 2004 (3 posts)
"Well, there was no sex for 14 days. Everything comes with side effects." - Arnold Schwarzenegger, commenting on the results of a speech he gave endorsing ...

Quote of the Day

Monday, October 18, 2004 (2 posts)
"Did you know elephants have beards? They're very spiky, like a porcupine. ... In the circus they shave them off. They shave them with a blowtorch." ...

Trivia will return this weekend!

Friday, October 15, 2004 (1 post)
Honestly! Not kidding this time. Unless there's another hurricane. Or maybe a whole pitcher...

"Oh, Yeah"

Saturday, December 4, 2004 (4 posts)
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