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Added 2/3/1998
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress.
An artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. ...
Added 2/1/1998
SEMINARS FOR FEMALES (prepared and presented by males)
1. Elementary Map Reading
2. Crying and Law Enforcement
3. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR
4. You ...
Added 1/27/1998
This guy was out hunting one day; he had all the gear, the jacket the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, ...
Added 1/23/1998
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the
octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing
octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar that ...
Added 1/23/1998
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the
window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type,
must be good with a computer and must be ...
Added 1/23/1998
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar
for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble ...
Added 1/23/1998
Drinking on the Job
While most companies refrain from allowing consumption of alcohol on the
premises, there are some good arguments for changing that policy.
Reasons for ...
Added 1/20/1998
Sean was lyin' on his deathbed with his lifelong friend by
his side.
"Paddy, me dear friend, ye remember that grand case o'
scotch we won at poker when we were in the ...
Added 1/19/1998
MICROSOFT VIRGIN
Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three
Microsoft employees and still died a virgin?
Her first husband was in Training, and ...
Added 1/16/1998
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME
Lick, paw, ogle, caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage,
empathize, serenade, compliment, support, dig, floralize, feed,
laminate, ...
Added 1/13/1998
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But, every once in a while, ...
Added 1/13/1998
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
...
Added 1/9/1998
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs ...
Added 1/5/1998
TODDLER PROPERTY LAWS
1. If I like it, it's mine..
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine..
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine..
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's ...
Added 1/1/1998
Billy, a good, normal ten-year-old boy, and his parents set down to select a summer camp for Billy. There were the usual camps with swimming, canoeing, games, singing by the ...
Added 12/15/1997
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case ...
Added 12/11/1997
Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right.
Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime ...
Added 12/7/1997
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault. He kept getting his orders mixed up. One woman received flowers sent by her husband, who was at a business ...
Added 12/5/1997
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill
himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that ...
Added 12/4/1997
Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft
Picard: Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your
attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And
Mr. Data, have you been able to access ...
Added 12/3/1997
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 ...
Added 11/27/1997
The following list were all books that have been recently rejected
by the Dr. Suess series:
The Cat in the Blender
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
Fox in Detox
...
Added 11/25/1997
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't Michael Irving get into a huddle ...
Added 11/25/1997
The Lineage Revealed: Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe ...
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