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Added 12/3/1998
FUN WITH SADDAM AND BILL
Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round
of talks in a new peace process. When Bill sits down,
he notices ...
Added 12/3/1998
Added 12/1/1998
I sent out an email message, on MS Exchange, to all of my application users informing them to modify their PC's regional date style to mm/dd/yyyy. This application resides on the ...
Added 11/24/1998
California Statutes
Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys PC 370.00
370.01 Any person with a valid in-state rodent or snake hunting
license may also ...
Added 11/23/1998
SIGNS YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 90s
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1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is
that they do not have email addresses.
2. If you can't order it by ...
Added 11/23/1998
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal
and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and ...
Added 11/23/1998
Added 11/22/1998
Moishe has been lying ill for weeks. A few days ago he slipped
into a coma, and everyone feared the worst. The family is called.
The son from Miami.The daughter from ...
Added 11/22/1998
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility.
However, each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant
aware of his predicament, suggested he ...
Added 11/20/1998
Top 10 Signs That You Have Job Burnout:
10. You're so tired, you now answer the phone with just: "Hell."
9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately ...
Added 11/19/1998
Bill & Hillary had Al & Tipper Gore over for dinner at the White House. In the middle of dinner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom. After a couple of minutes, he came back. ...
Added 11/19/1998
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY
Step 1 Go buy a turkey
Step 2 Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)
Step 3 Put turkey in the oven
Step 4 Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5 ...
Added 11/19/1998
It was the end of the school year. The teacher had turned in her grades; there was nothing really for the class to do. All the kids were restless and it was near the end of the ...
Added 11/18/1998
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI System Can't See It
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Added 11/17/1998
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to
decide who was in charge.
"I should be in charge", said the brain, "because I run all the
body's systems, so ...
Added 11/17/1998
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that could service all of his many hens ...
Added 11/17/1998
For anyone who spends any time at all in hotels...
"What to do with Hotel Soap"
Ever have one of those days?
The following letters are taken from an actual incident ...
Added 11/15/1998
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree", sighed the pheasant, "but I haven't got the energy."
Well, why ...
Added 11/12/1998
This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi.
Surprised, the bartender looks around and says
"You ain't from around here... where you from, boy?".
The ...
Added 11/10/1998
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over
which one should go and answer the ...
Added 11/8/1998
A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking
around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. She
went to the counter and questioned the ...
Added 11/6/1998
Please distribute this to everyone (on Earth, that is) you know. When John Glenn returns from space, everybody dress in ape suits. We have 6 days in which to bury the Statue of ...
Added 11/5/1998
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I ...
Added 11/2/1998
A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question
to ask you but I don't want to offend ...
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