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Added 1/24/1999
THE DIVORCE A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice ...
Added 1/21/1999
A blonde woman competed with a brunette
woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast
Stroke division of an English Channel swim
competition. The brunette came in first,
the ...
Added 1/20/1999
Best case scenario.
January 4, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation
time over the past 100 year(s). ...
Added 1/20/1999
SCAM ALERT! WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY!
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THIS IS SERIOUS!
If you get an envelope from a company called the "Internal Revenue
Service," DO NOT OPEN IT!
...
Added 1/19/1999
Added 1/17/1999
subject: WARNING
DO TAKE TIME TO READ THIS....IT IS WORTH IT......
Watch out for Badtimes.
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immed. Do not open it. ...
Added 1/15/1999
A LITTLE REFLECTION ON LIFE AS A MALE
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no
passion. ...
Added 1/15/1999
Man Crashes Car As 50 Pagers Ring At Once
Friday January 15 4:37 AM ET
KIEV (Reuters) - A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of
his staff as a New Year ...
Added 1/14/1999
..No kudos from BugNet
Since 1994 the editors of BugNet have presented an award to a soft-
ware company for the year's best bug-fix performance. This year the
editors ...
Added 1/12/1999
THE POINTS SYSTEM
For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is:
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do
something ...
Added 1/11/1999
Redmond, WA (UPI) -
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new
operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter
of 1901.
Added 1/7/1999
Who said children are getting dumber every year.
Check out the wisecracks below and judge for yourselves
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven. ...
Added 1/6/1999
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly
compared the computer industry with the auto industry and
stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer ...
Added 1/4/1999
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think
of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the
entirety of the human experience could ...
Added 1/4/1999
"Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"
1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you
have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad ...
Added 12/26/1998
Rules for Work
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a rush job, ...
Added 12/17/1998
Monica Lewinsky decided to trim up. So she went to a plastic surgeon.
She told the doctor she wanted to lose the love handles. The doctor told
her if he performed the operation ...
Added 12/13/1998
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all
the animals. It was fascinating." ...
Added 12/10/1998
Finish Your Beer ~ There Are Sober People In China!
Cat ~ The Other White Meat!
Jesus Loves You ~ Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole!
Some People Are Alive Because ...
Added 12/10/1998
FINALLY... THE TRUE STORY...
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God,
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me ...
Added 12/9/1998
All stessed out?
Sometimes it helps to think of happy scenes. Maybe a pastoral field, a
field with a babbling brook.
You're there on a lovely summer's day......holding ...
Added 12/7/1998
A Bloke in Australia walks up to the bar with a big OSTRICH behind him, and as he sits, a small CAT jumps up on the stool beside him. The barman comes over, regarding the trio with ...
Added 12/4/1998
Santa Claus is a woman...
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, ...
Added 12/3/1998
Men are like vacations....they never seem to be long enough.
Men are like computers...hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like coolers...load them with ...
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