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Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft
Picard: Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your
attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And
Mr. Data, have you been able to access ...
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 ...
The following list were all books that have been recently rejected
by the Dr. Suess series:
The Cat in the Blender
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
Fox in Detox
...
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't Michael Irving get into a huddle ...
The Lineage Revealed: Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe ...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. ...
YOU HAVE BEEN ON LINE....
1.) You have been online for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay online?
Please respond within 10 min. or you will be logged off.
2.) You have been ...
FIVE REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
5. They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.
4. They periodically cut you off right when you think you've established ...
A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years.
The morning following a bad storm, a new guy washes up on the shore.
The new guy and the wife are ...
Here's ten excuses for you not to come to work tomorrow:
1) The voices told me to clean my gun.
2) Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.
3) I have contracted an ...
From the chickenwire collection:
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one
hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a ...
TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT AREN'T "Reach in and grab the giblets." 9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!" 8. "I am in the mood for a little dark ...
A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing round the cages on display. While he's there, another customer walks in and says to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a ...
After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings. "Tell me, St. Peter, what ...
What a woman says:
Cmon...This place is a mess!
You and I need to clean.
Your pants are on the floor
and you'll have no clothes
if we don't do laundry now!
What ...
Two gay men were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection. Unable to contain himself one of the men ...
Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows95:
Windows95: n.
A 32 bit extension and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 ...
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be ...
Identical twin brothers die at about the same time. One lived a
godly life, good husband and father, reputable businessman,
lots of community service, etc. One was a ...
WOMEN BASHING JOKES.
There's been tons of Men Bashing jokes, so in the interest of fair play...
Q. Why did God give men penises ?
A. So we'd have at least one way to ...
questions about love, marriage and sex were posed to kids
ages 5 to 10. Their answers below are enlightening:
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Once I'm done with ...
REDMOND, Wash. - Nov. 14, 1997 - In direct response to accusations made
by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it
will be acquiring the federal ...
A NEW TALENT
A young fellow walks into a talent agent's office and says he wants to break into show-biz, so the agent says "O.K. kid show me what you do". The kid tells some ...
Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover. The first woman says..."My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers ...
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