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Living Will

Added 5/3/2006
While watching March Madness, my wife and I got into a conversation About life and death and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation, I told her that I ...

Too Much Information

Added 4/29/2006
A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY'S HELLO. HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE  ...

EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL OF DEATH

Added 4/20/2006
Mike never dreamed that slowly cruising on his Harley Davidson Fat-Boy motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did Mike suspect. Mike ...

Haircut

Added 4/20/2006
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy ...

New Gasoline Code

Added 4/20/2006

Funnies

Added 4/3/2006
I was in the express lane at the store. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.  The ...

Buffalo Theory

Added 4/3/2006
In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think we've ever heard the concept ...

Telemarketer

Added 4/3/2006
The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with, "Is this William Wagenhoss?"  This didn't sound anything like my ...

Redneck Fisherman

Added 4/3/2006
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Alabama recently with two ice chests full of fish.  He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, ...

Pillsbury Dough Boy

Added 3/28/2006
The untold story... 

NEW Life Rules

Added 3/27/2006
New Rule: Stop the pop-up ads for Classmates.com !  There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I ...

FAQ

Added 3/22/2006
Frequently Asked Questions

3 AM

Added 3/19/2006
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the ...

One-Question IQ Test

Added 3/19/2006
Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day ... There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.  By imitating the action of ...

A Blonde and a Brunette

Added 3/19/2006
A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.  On the third  floor a man gets on who's perfect:  Italian suit, handsome,  great build  with a nice ...

First Choice

Added 3/8/2006
The New Pope Ratzinger was not the first choice for Pope. As I understand it, Ratzinger was not the Cardinals first choice. Interestingly, they were considering Cardinal Hans ...

Call Girl

Added 3/8/2006
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. ...

Decisions, Decisions

Added 3/8/2006
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. ...

Why?

Added 3/5/2006
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why ...

Form Letter

Added 3/5/2006
Here is a form letter for those who don't quite know how to say goodbye. select the appropriate section and end relationship.  To (Type in their email address): From (Your ...

HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION

Added 3/5/2006
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. ...

Golf Instructions?

Added 2/28/2006
SIGN POSTED AT A GOLF CLUB IN Pendleton, Oregon    1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART    2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.    3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.  ...

Cards Hallmark Doesn't Produce

Added 2/28/2006
Here are some "CARDS" that Hallmark doesn't produce and should... My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! - - - - - ...

New Definitions

Added 2/24/2006
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a ...

 

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