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Added 8/29/2000
Note: Unlike many such things, this really is a true story. You can
hear the audio clip at http://www.snopes2.com/radiotv/audio/newlywed.rm
Just think, where would we be
Added 8/29/2000
Ya know, just make up your own joke here...
Added 8/22/2000
70-year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.
Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing ...
Added 8/22/2000
SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT....
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she ...
Added 8/22/2000
TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA:
10. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper
9. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron
8. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there ...
Added 8/21/2000
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard
1. Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People
with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees ...
Added 8/19/2000
Another entry from the "you really can buy (almost) anything on eBay"
file...
Contributed by: Bloomberg News (via CNET.com news)
eBay thwarts sale of presidential ...
Added 8/18/2000
BENEFITS OF BEING A WOMAN
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We get to flirt with systems support men ...
Added 8/18/2000
A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an
unstamped, Poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God.
He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, ...
Added 8/17/2000
WHAT IS A CAT ?
1) Cats do what they want
2) They rarely listen to you
3) They're totally unpredictable
4) They whine when they are not happy
5) When you want to ...
Added 8/15/2000
A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering ...
Added 8/15/2000
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
...
Added 8/15/2000
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, ...
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Added 8/13/2000
(from the AFU & Urban Legends Archive - www.urbanlegends.com)
Financial Times, December 27, 1984:
'If Christmas cheer is easily assimilated into Japanese office parties ...
Added 8/13/2000
The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors who were all
quite skilled in the latest medical techniques. None of them could
figure out how to cure him, or even ...
Added 8/13/2000
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's ...
Added 8/12/2000
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of the
sudden he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and in a ...
Added 8/11/2000
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a
desert. Although it had no significant value, Congress said. "Someone
may steal from it at night."
...
Added 8/7/2000
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One
of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral
procession on the road next ...
Added 8/5/2000
A woman recently lost her husband. Their marriage had been a very lousy
one, and she was relieved that he was finally gone. She had him cremated
and brought his ashes home.
...
Added 8/5/2000
Strange Therapy Sessions
A couple, both age 76, went to a sex therapist's office. The
doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual ...
Added 8/5/2000
A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story
hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are
without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide ...
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