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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from
town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from
town. Things were getting hot and heavy ...
As you are receiving my note by e-mail, it's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider ...
If Men Ruled the World...
- Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable
response to "I love you."
- Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name ...
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior
college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name
the organ of the human body, which under ...
BATHROOM GRAFFITI:
"To some it's a six pack, to me it's a support group."
"The poor folks in Arkansas won't be celebrating Thanksgiving this year,
they sent their turkey to ...
The Best Chain Letter a Woman Will Ever Get
This chain letter started in the hopes of bringing relief and happiness to tired housewives. It has, however, expanded its usefulness ...
Why Men Can't Win
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job ...
More buzz words to laugh at... and then incorporate into daily life (at
least for your fellow office dwellers)
Dilbert's latest vocabulary additions: NEW WORDS FOR THE 90'S: ...
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all
things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30
years, he happily retired. Several years later ...
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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
...
True story - Neil Armstrong
Truth is stranger than fiction
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong
first walked on the moon, not only gave his famous
"one small step ...
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in
her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going
down the hall an old man jumps out of a ...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any
skin from her body because she ...
The Amish and Elevators...
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially two shiny, silver walls in the ...
THE DIVORCE A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice ...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette
woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast
Stroke division of an English Channel swim
competition. The brunette came in first,
the ...
Best case scenario.
January 4, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation
time over the past 100 year(s). ...
SCAM ALERT! WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY!
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THIS IS SERIOUS!
If you get an envelope from a company called the "Internal Revenue
Service," DO NOT OPEN IT!
...
subject: WARNING
DO TAKE TIME TO READ THIS....IT IS WORTH IT......
Watch out for Badtimes.
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immed. Do not open it. ...
A LITTLE REFLECTION ON LIFE AS A MALE
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no
passion. ...
Man Crashes Car As 50 Pagers Ring At Once
Friday January 15 4:37 AM ET
KIEV (Reuters) - A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of
his staff as a New Year ...
..No kudos from BugNet
Since 1994 the editors of BugNet have presented an award to a soft-
ware company for the year's best bug-fix performance. This year the
editors ...
THE POINTS SYSTEM
For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is:
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do
something ...
Redmond, WA (UPI) -
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new
operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter
of 1901.
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