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Remember that horribly inappropriate joke your uncle told at the last family gathering that made everyone so very uncomfortable?  Share it here.  We promise not to judge.  (Much.)


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Man vs Nature

Thursday, September 11, 2003   (1 post)
Chemicals, mans response to the problems mother nature ceated.

the Blond Bank Robbery

Sunday, July 27, 2003   (1 post)
Two blondes decide to rob a bank. the first blonde goes over their plan over and over to the other blonde. They pull up in front of the bank in there ...

Hitler Goes to a Fortune Teller.........

Tuesday, May 20, 2003   (1 post)
Hitler Goes to a fortue teller and asks "When will I die?" The fortune teller replies "On a Jewish holiday." Hitler asks "How do you know that?" And the ...

Little Johny

Friday, May 16, 2003   (1 post)
Little Johny and his parents decide to go to the beach, but they decide to try something different and go to a nude beach.  When they get there Little ...

Drunk in a fish and chips fast food joint

Wednesday, May 12, 2021   (2 posts)
This drunk walks into a fish and chip shop and says 'Can I have a f_cking bag of chips'....The owner replys ' PARDON!'.....the drunk staggers ...

French's Mustard Announcement

Wednesday, April 9, 2003   (1 post)
The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement: "We at French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is ...

Top Ten Most Insightful Statements by George W. Bush

Tuesday, December 7, 2004   (3 posts)
10) "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"  January 29, 2000 (As opposed to less many?) 9) "The legislature's job is to write ...

The magic apple

Thursday, March 13, 2003   (1 post)
This chap called Alex walks into a bar - he hands the barman and says "this is a magic appple, I traded it for some beans, what do you think?" Barman says ...

Cajun Axis of Evil

Thursday, February 27, 2003   (1 post)
In a speech that surprised even such high-level Republican confidantes as Bill Frist, Tom Delay and Britt Hume, U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today ...

coach

Tuesday, February 11, 2003   (1 post)
q: why did the coach go to the bank. a: to get his quater back

two bloneds

Monday, February 10, 2003   (1 post)
these two blondes are going to disneyland they got off the freeway and saw a sign that said"disneyland left" so they turned around and went home.

blonde women these days

Friday, December 30, 2022   (5 posts)
this blonde walked into a store and said can i please buy that tv the clerk said sorry we dont serve to blondes the next day she walked into the same store with ...

tag lines for your added fun

Tuesday, May 11, 2021   (3 posts)
Screem if you want to go faster Take me drunk, I'm home. Beer, the other food group A little less conversation, a little more action please ...

Jewish Joke

Sunday, July 5, 2020   (5 posts)
Q  What's the difference between a Cathlic wife and a Jewish wife? A  A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery, whereas a Jewish ...

the student

Friday, November 15, 2002   (1 post)
timmy was not good in school got bad grades goofed off you name it so his parents decided to put him catholic school to try to straighten him out and it work he ...

things never  say to a cop

Wednesday, April 27, 2022   (3 posts)
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. ...

Blonde Joke

Sunday, October 13, 2002   (1 post)
Two blondes walk into a building... You would think one of them would have seen it.

Good Dog!

Sunday, October 13, 2002   (2 posts)
Linda stood by and watched as the strangest funeral procession she ever saw passed her. The procession consisted of a woman holding a dog and walking behind two ...

Blonde Joke

Thursday, April 22, 2004   (2 posts)
Q: How dow you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Ever Wonder...

Wednesday, June 26, 2002   (1 post)
Ever wonder why the letters A,B,C,D,E, and F are used to define bra sizes? A - Almost Boobs B - Barely there C - Can Do D - Damn good E - Enormous ...

Hell

Wednesday, June 26, 2002   (1 post)
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. ...

So did you hear...

Thursday, March 20, 2003   (2 posts)
So did you hear about the lil’ old woman that was took of a plane with kniting needles? The flight attendants were scared she was going to knit an Afghan!

Suicide Attempt...

Thursday, December 5, 2024   (9 posts)
An article in the paper told about a woman who jumped out of a hotel window from the 14th floor, in her second attempt at suicide.  Upon hitting, she ...

Safe Sex

Thursday, May 25, 2023   (4 posts)
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