The magic apple
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Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 8:00 AM |
This chap called Alex walks into a bar - he hands the barman and says "this is a magic appple, I traded it for some beans, what do you think?"
Barman says "What makes it magic?" Alex says "The apple will taste like whatever you think of when you bite into the apple..Why dont you try it?"
the Barman picks up the apple and says "Banana!" He bites hard. "F_ck me! it tastes just like a Banana!.. Does it do anything else I wonder?" he pauses for a minute and says "Pear...Wow! tastes exactly like a Pear - the texture and the lot..."
A man sitting further down the bar asks "will it do anything exotic?" Alex says " Not sure give it a go.."
The Man picks the apple up and says "Pussy" "eeeuuurrrggghh! That tastes like shit!"
Alex says " Turn it round a bit"
