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Drunk in a fish and chips fast food joint


Guest Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 4:10 AM

This drunk walks into a fish and chip shop and says 'Can I have a f_cking bag of chips'....The owner replys ' PARDON!'.....the drunk staggers and then says 'Look just give me a f_cking bag of chips'.....the owner then says 'You'll get no chips with language like that!...come round here and i'll show you how to order a bag of chips'.....So the drunk staggers round the other side of the counter and the chip shop owner leaves the shop then returns and says to the drunk 'Can i have a bag of chips PLEASE'....the drunk replies 'F_ck off you wouldnt serve me!'

Belse!!!


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