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CDW is currently running a contest to find the best IT story. They have
narrowed the field down to 14 finalists. This one is my personal favorite.
(The rest are online at
Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a
long-standing obsession with nuzzling the beautiful Queen's voluptuous
breasts, but he knew the penalty ...
There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at Alley's
Grocery Store. I don't know what Junior's problem is, but the boys
like to tease him. They say he is two bricks ...
By Nathaniel Ikyur
KANO-FORMER governor of old Kano State, Alhaji Abubakar Rimi's political stronghold in Kano suffered a setback yesterday after his close associate and speaker ...
CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS -
SIGN-UP BY June 1st
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A ...
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed off to Colorado. After driving for hours in snow, they got caught in a terrible heavy ...
A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day,
enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman
walks by and stops. "You poor man," ...
No Mexican Jews .
Sid and Al were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. "Sid," asked Al,
"are there any Jews in Mexico?"
I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the ...
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene
in Washington, D.C. this Christmas.
This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able
to ...
With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching $188.00, there
is a better way when we get old &feeble.
I have ascertained that I can get a nice room at the Holiday ...
North and South
The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes
The South has 'mater samiches
The North has coffeehouses
The South has Waffle Houses
The North has dating ...
NOT SO FAMOUS QUOTES
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. when I go out, I lock every
other one. I figure, no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, ...
God one day decided to check in on Adam to see how things were going.
"Adam... How are things going?"
Adam replies that he considers himself quite fortunate to be living in ...
In the Birmingham Sunday Mercury (7th Jan 2001):
Worker dead at desk for 5 days
Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed that one of their ...
Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several Nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be ...
I am a teapot
Here is handle, here is spout
I am a teapot
Mary had a lamb
Followed her to school one day
Children laughed and played
There were three blind ...
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home
and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the
nurses bathe her, feed her a ...
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children, "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, ...
I was thinking about how the status symbols of today is those pagers
that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage
door opener.
You know, I spent ...
TOP 20 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS:
* Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by
killing all those who opposed ...
An actual email sent by an office manager during a recent remodeling…
from: Mari H.
to: ALL
subject: Quiz
1. The remainder of the panels, worksurfaces, etc. in ...
Oil Change Instructions for Women:
1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. Fifteen minutes later, ...
Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in
the hospital, near death. The family called their
preacher to stand with them.
As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's ...
A little old man shuffled slowly...
into an ice cream parlor.
He pulled himself slowly...
painfully...
up onto a stool...
After catching his breath...
he ordered a ...
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