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They were alone in the house. It was a cold, dark stormy night. The
storm had come up quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched
her jump.
She looked across the ...
Added 3/12/2001
The New Survivor Show
Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?
6 men will be dropped on an island with 1 van and 4 kids each, for 6
weeks.
Each kid plays ...
Added 3/12/2001
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What are the "principal organs" of the United Nations?
Added 3/6/2001
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine
the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.
As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, ...
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject
and finally after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made
for the nearest frozen lake. ...
Added 3/4/2001
Who played the fourth ghostbuster in the movie "Ghostbusters"?
Added 2/26/2001
"You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test"
- George W. Bush, at an education event in Townsend, Tennessee.
Added 2/26/2001
What is the origin of "NCC-1701", the registry number of USS Enterprise?
Added 2/21/2001
Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to
people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that
homosexuality is an abomination according to ...
Added 2/21/2001
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What percentage of people in Europe (European Union countries) speak
English as a second language?
Added 2/12/2001
There was an old guy wandering around the
supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crisco!"
Finally a store clerk approached. "Sir, the Crisco
is in aisle five."
"Oh," replied ...
Added 2/12/2001
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of
procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to ...
Added 2/12/2001
How many actors/actresses have appeared on both Cheers and Star Trek
(including movies)?
Added 2/9/2001
FRIENDSHIP POEM
For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, here is a touch of reality.
* When you are sad... I will get you drunk, and help you plot revenge
against the ...
Added 2/9/2001
Quote of the week
"I think he's got quite the balls to open up a store nude.''
- Toronto city councilor George Mammoliti, referring to store owner
Malcolm Scott's practice ...
Added 2/8/2001
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and ...
Added 2/8/2001
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?" God said ...
Added 2/7/2001
In the Birmingham Sunday Mercury (7th Jan 2001):
Worker dead at desk for 5 days
Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed that one of their ...
Added 2/6/2001
1. "Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod)
2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)
3. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to ...
Added 2/5/2001
"Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, My
ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home
Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to ...
Added 2/5/2001
How many US presidents have had last names consisting of only four
letters?
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