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Remember that horribly inappropriate joke your uncle told at the last family gathering that made everyone so very uncomfortable? Share it here. We promise not to judge. (Much.)
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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 (2 posts)
Mitä kalkkuna sanoi toiselle? Kot!
Saturday, March 31, 2007 (3 posts)
A man was roasting hotdogs & marshmallows in his back yard with his family when a fire engine came screaming down his street. The whole family was curious to see what the ruckus was about so they went to where the firetruck, some police cars & an ambulanc
Saturday, July 9, 2011 (2 posts)
Lowenstein's Diner Cramps, nausea followed by projectile vomiting. On the toilet for two days. Harvey's Chili Shack Minor burns in mouth, esophagus and stomach lining. Severe stabbing cramps followed by forceful evacuation of
Thursday, January 20, 2022 (16 posts)
BAGHDAD IRAQ - While on a surprise visit to Iraq Condi Rice sat down with troops to have lunch and was handed a MRE by a troop sitting next to her. With a surprised look on her face, she inquired about what had happened to the lunch tat she had brought wi
Thursday I had been in Miami Beach for less then 24 hours and I already hated the place. Don’t let the advertising fool you! Miami beach is just another tourist trap, hell hole infested with people and establishments whose sole purpose is to drain
Thursday, May 6, 2021 (1 post)
Tuesday 11:30 A.M. I’m sitting at a lunch counter cafe in down town Nasua New Hampshire, nursing my tenth cup of coffee while waiting for Jeb Bush to arrive. The short order cook is busy in the back flipping over egg’s and bacon on the hot
Sunday, January 28, 2007 (2 posts)
A man recently came home from work one day to find his wife cheating on him. Crushed, he spends the next few days in the gutter, drunk. Soon, however, he comes across a genie bottle. Rubbing the bottle, a genie pops out and says, "I will grant you three w
Saturday, September 29, 2007 (2 posts)
Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt c
Wednesday, January 3, 2007 (1 post)
Did that the word Cosmetics is derived from the greek word Cosmos which means the proper arrangement of heavenly bodies. So if you are using cosmetics your face must be disarrange.
Thursday, January 25, 2007 (2 posts)
The Day George Almost Lit Off The Big One As told by Bernie Miller ; Presidential Janitor One day I go into the Oval office and that stupid son-of-a-bitch is sitting behind his desk sweating bullets, looking up at me like I’d just caught him
Thursday, March 22, 2007 (4 posts)
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how
Friday, December 1, 2006 (1 post)
An old man went to the doctor for a physical for Social Security. The doc asked him to take off his shirt. He did and said OK - signed the form and sent him on his way. The wife asked what he had to do in the physical - he said take off my
Thursday, February 1, 2007 (11 posts)
You have two cows. You make them into suicide bombers. They blow up the nearest American embassy.(no offense to Muslims)
Tuesday, June 19, 2007 (5 posts)
You have two cows. You force them into slavery and make them mine diamonds. You take all the profits and make the cows pay $10 per day for using your tools.(no offense to African Americans)
Thursday, March 22, 2007 (1 post)
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more th
Friday, November 17, 2006 (1 post)
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought
Wednesday, November 15, 2006 (1 post)
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel
Friday, March 2, 2007 (5 posts)
Only in America...do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front! > Only in America...do people order double chee
Orc Magazine Collection of Orc-themed magazine spoofs featuring "Orcs" (those green-skinned monsters from Lord of the Rings). http://www.orcmagazine.com/
Sunday, January 28, 2007 (3 posts)
No Dubya, Inuendo is not an Italian suppository!
Thursday, February 23, 2006 (3 posts)
Momma skunk had two baby skunks named In, & Out. One day Momma skunk had to go for some food. She told the two baby skunks, "You two stay in while I go out.". So she went out while they stayed in. After a short time, In decided to go out
Saturday, January 27, 2007 (5 posts)
A LADY GOES TO HER DOCTOR AND IS EXPECTING TRIPLETS.
THE DOCTOR SAYS HE NEEDS TO DO A SONIGRAM TEST TO SEE IF AL IS WELL.
THE DR PUTS THE MICROPHONE TO THE ...
Saturday, January 27, 2007 (2 posts)
What happens when you mix an electrical engineer and musician during the holiday season? Click below for some fun.
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Friday, February 16, 2007 (6 posts)
The Logistics of Santa! Enjoy!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children ...
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