Bragging
| Guest |
Monday, December 4, 2006 at 7:27 AM |
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone
there
is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how
aboutTom
Cruise?"
"No drama's boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
door
and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! Whats happenin?!? Great
to
see you! Come on in for a beer!"
Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they
leave
Cruise's house, he tells Ian that he thinks Dave's knowing Cruise
was
just lucky."No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup,"
Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington." And off they
go.
At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and
his
boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise,I was just on my way to ta
meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of
coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally
convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to
Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his
boss
replies.
"Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the
Pope a
long time." So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square
when
Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among
all
these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go
upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the
balcony
but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him,
"What happened?" His boss looks up and says,
"I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and
the
man next to me said,
"Who the f*#k's that on the balcony with Dave?"
| Guest |
Sunday, January 28, 2007 at 12:10 AM |
That's funny, I don't care who ya are..
| Guest |
Monday, January 29, 2007 at 5:31 PM |
I haven'e heard that joke in 30 years
| Guest |
Thursday, March 22, 2007 at 4:11 PM |
LOL thats a good one
